camberwell gypsy

A man got on the bus the other day with a lemon in his ear. I asked him if it was a hearing aid but he said "No. It's a lemon aid".

Probably the same sort of people who who post utter shite on forums. Moany tiny prick wankers

I like it that amid all the abuse some of us still talk bollocks

I've got an Alan Key

What was the topic? Oh yes David Cary.....Never heard of him

What about the dead prostitute in the boot?

Usually it's the other end of the scale. I've had a huge fuck off box delivered. By the time I've opened it and threw out the miles of large blister packing and those foam quaver things that get everywhere, I find a matchbox size package contain the new remote control for my home hub.

Did you see it?

I don't need my crystal ball to see that this isn't going to end well

Sounds like she's nae stranger to the Mars bar.

E cigarette smokers look fucking stupid. From a distance it looks like their head's on fire.

The worst Savile impression around. You need to practice

That's the Didcot Women's Institute outing to the Cotswolds

"David Carey the big fat fairy" sounds like a Viz character

What; He liked women?

Now then now then

If it was lager I'd definitely would have got on board.

Did they have their parents with them with their shit eating grins?

It's the little squirts who turn up wearing just a witches hat that make me fucking smile. Make an effort for heavens sake.

Sounds a bit dodgy to me.

Talking of sparkling todgers, Ant and Dec are advertising that shit "I'm a celebrity.......".

Too much time on their hands.

Is that you in the foreground?

You're a gentleman

Looks like she's already eaten the stuff she's eating