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camberwell gypsy

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  1. Tell the owner from me that he is a cunt. To say he would have to let everyone who asks is an unsophisticated cop out. If it was me who was pregnant I would have pissed right on his fucking floor. Fucking twat
  2. I think you need to take Dr Feelgood's advice and go down to the Doctors for a shot of R and B.
  3. I've got some very nice Indian made leather sandals for less than 20 quid. Besides I'd look fucking stupid in a floral dress schlepping around in fucking brogues.
  4. An aunt of mine saw him at The Tower Cinema in Peckham on the same bill as Lonnie Donegan and one Jim Dale.
  5. He was apparently county standard squash player, which is really high standard. He played Leonard Rossitor in a televised match for charity and got beaten. I also heard he did an army assault course when he was in his 50s and got round quicker than the new recruits.
  6. 'alf a sixpence is better than 'alf a penny is better than 'alf a Farthin' is better than none'. Oh crash bang wallop wot a picture wot picture wot a photograph.
  7. I hope he don't come back because I'm just behind him on the all times posts list.
  8. She was probably pissed off that they didn't have chicken and a can of coke for Dinner
  9. "I felt the knife in my hand and she laughed no more".
  10. She also played a fat Welsh barmaid in Shittle Britain.
  11. What the fuck does Brian Cox know about space, He's an actor. He was in the Bourne film and played Hannibal Lektor (better than that Welsh twat) in Manhunter. Or is it a hobby like that ropey guitarist in Queen?
  12. News reading now is like watching a fucking tag team at work. One starts a sentence and the other finishes it off. I remember the days of Gordon Honeypot and Andrew Gardner speed reading from a sheet of paper the news as it was. No fucking unfunny bullshit from them. They were newsreaders and not comedians. All we ever wanted was the news told to us by some hard faced bastard who only smiled when they bid us "goodnight".
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