camberwell gypsy

Be careful Decs. The fuckers might send you to the cooler again.

I was there for a day, couple of weeks ago. Celebrated with a bottle of prosseco.

maybe you should do something about each post descending into personal verbal abuse between members. I'm sick and of it I can't believe that these are adults.

And refusing to give them their Christmas box was akin to upsetting the mafia.

They usually send the newbie ahead to drag the bins out off the drives. Then you get "awight"? bellowed out loud followed by "I'm awight, you awight"? "Yeah I'm awight eeeeeeeeeeee"! And so it goes on like a fucking Barrymore convention. Unlike their predessers who were hard faced bastards in cloth caps who used to throw the full metal bins over their shoulder and carry it up the garden path, not giving a fuck what was spilling out, these ones are pussies. Complaining that there's too much weight in the wheelie bins and the lids are open so there may be rats in there. Wankers the lot of them.

I bet the cunt can't understand why he can't get a job!

You wanna bet? You get me on Einstein's 1905 paper on photoelectrics or Theodore Dammers' 1898 thesis on quantum mechanics surrounding proton energising in a laboratory setting and I can go on for ages. Now where did I leave my 'Boxing Monthly' magazine?

Who gives a fuck. I'm not going to discuss quantum physics with them.

Looks like she's been deep fried. Is it in Scotland?

I prefer Rugby League. The shorts are shorter.

Yes I did. Right in his bollocks.

Frank is Panzer knacker? How many fucking aliases does he have? Actually am I Frank????

My in-laws hate my guts when I was married because being the bunch of racist and bigoted cunts, hated my family for our background, even after my family donated the sum my ex needed to start up the business. Then after our divorce, hated me even more, blaming me for the divorce and taking half the business, the house and the 'fuck off' landrover. Apparently it was my fault that I caught his sectetary in MY kitchen, fanny naked, making a cup of tea for them.

Never heard of her but anyone with a double barrelled name is , to quote Hemingway, a cunt !

You're a fan of Vangelis I presume?

Yes. Otherwise I wouldn't be calling myself Camberwell Gypsy. Hang on; are you being sarcaaaarstic Bill?

Shall I get the school girl uniform and cane again Quince? It'll cost you the normal rate!

Noted.

Is PC Bollocks the local beat officer for Dunny on the wold?

I'm sure your mum isn't that bad Fwank!

I had a pen friend in Perth when I was 12. My dad paid for me to spend a month over there. A hot stinking shithole if ever there was one. My pen friend turned out to be a total mouthy shit head of 15 who, on the 4th day I was there, I pinned her to the ground and was about to bludgeon her head in with a gnome type garden ornament for caling me a gypsy slag. Luckily my dad tore it off me. The family was a bunch of racist, mouthy cunts who made Les Patterson look like Jeremy Corbin. I have no desire to ever go there again. I'm planning to go to New Zealand only so I can take a shit as we fly over Australia.

It's got stupid. You get a really good nom and within 3-4 posts all the abuse starts. I thought the lounge area was for this! I now hardly bother reading through all the posts because it's the same repetitive, childish crap. No doubt now I'll be called all the names under the sun- pikey, tart, fuck off if you don't like it bleh bleh bleh.

Goofy's a cunt.

It's all bollocks

Is she under Dec's patio?