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camberwell gypsy

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  1. You are Jimmy Tarbuck and I claim my fiver
  2. That was a terrible day that was. lost a button on my dress.
  3. If both her parents are Korean how the fuck can she be half Asian?
  4. If they've got any left over from the job round the corner then yes.
  5. Women who go into a shoe shop and try on a pair of shoes, putting their filthy crusty feet into the shoes then put them back. Fucking clean your feet.
  6. Two of my brothers have already given the queen (gawd bless 'er (curtsies)) a quote on the plumbing. They reckon they can do it in two weeks, cash in hand.
  7. I wish you wouldn't keep giving Frank money though.
  8. Shit in the cistern (top decking). Always good to do to somebody who pisses you off
  9. I never used the toilet at school. Which meant an agonising walk home at home time
  10. How do you make hundreds of people shit themselves at the same time? Shout "Allahu Akbar" in Heathrow airport.
  11. That looks like my uncle Gareth before his gender reassignment. Or it could have been after
  12. I prefer PG Tips. You can read the leaves better
  13. Kulver (spelling?) was I think "Son/daughter of a whore". Taught to us by our gym mistress.
  14. No need to call Sondra Locke a monkey
  15. If he was called Gluteus Maximus he'd be an arsehole
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