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  1. Fucking expensive and taste like they're full of roadkill, the contents were probably scraped from the tarmac, put through a tree shredder and boiled in an oil-drum, before being chucked into a cheap Tesco pastry case and sold to any unsuspecting toff wannabe who happens to be passing. .
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    Cross-eyed cretins.

    Obviously not, Marty Feldman was at least slightly amusing.
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    Oscar Cainer

    Nothing's alright with Jonathan Ross, the foppish, floppy-haired cunt.
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    BEING NICE

    I suppose you'll be wanting a gender reassignment to go with that then, you fairy cunt.
  5. With all that 'fishy' activity going on in the vicinity it definitely smells a bit cuntish.
  6. to wash the taste of Lambrini, greasy chips and jizz out of their mouths.
  7. So I posted a comment on a Guardian music blog, and almost immediately it gets pulled. Why? Because I used the word 'cunt' in reference to egotistical pop star Robbie Williams. I mean, what other word would have been appropriate to describe that talentless, fat cunt from the ice-cream munching boy band Take That? And while I'm at it, WTF happened to free speech, the Guardian, fine upholders of civil liberties and people's rights to express themselves as they see fit, unless it goes against their leftie, politically correct doctrine. Also, WTF is some cunt doing moderating a blog on New Years Day, has the sad Billy no mates cunt got nothing better to do?
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    Ellie Goulding

    'so I fiddled with the knobs for a minute' It was a gay orgy then, was it? No surprise there, then.
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    Princes Thicky

    A true likeness!
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    Jack Whitehall

    Are you her fucking agent? Just(bi)curious!
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    Princes Thicky

    Oh, that's a bit carpet munchery!
  12. You cunt, Donna Summer is/was fucking brilliant!
  13. Well, the last time I was in France...oh hang on, I've never been to France, I might be a cunt, but I ain't that much of a cunt that I would visit fuckin' France.
  14. Corden is a fat, sweaty joke, but he ain't a funny man.
  15. I always remove the crust, that's the part the flies and cockroaches have taken a dump on.
  16. Don't say I didn't warn you, you EU cock-gobbling, knob-jockey cunts.
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    Shiny toilet paper

    No imagination required when it's actualite (that's truth, for all you EU remainer cunts)
  18. Apparently there's over a million whiny cunts who now want a re-run of the referendum, probably because they're left-wing, cock-gobbling, knob-jockeys and students, who need to be told what to think and do by an unelected tin-pot, self-serving, bureaucracy of CUNTS! The petition started by William Oliver Healey, reads: “We the undersigned call upon HM Government to implement a rule that if the Remain or Leave vote is less than 60 per cent based a turnout less than 75 per cent there should be another referendum.” We voted, you lost, now eat it or fuck the fuck off, CUNTS!!
  19. Anybody who fucks-off those Manc cunts is OK with me!
  20. Wouldn't be so bad if the slag had any talent, what exactly is she famous for?
  21. All 'celebrities' should be melted down, fuck-knows what you'd do with the resulting sludge, I suppose you could put it on the garden as fertilizer, or dribble it on those kebab do-dahs, the beloved snack of foreigners and pissed-up cunts everywhere.
  22. So, it's the night of the Eurovision Song Cuntest, I couldn't give a fuck, but I will say this, if we don't win, you Euro cunts can say goodbye to your biggest and stupidest financial benefactor, so bear that in mind when you cast you vote for another shit song from Norway, you cunts.
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    google ads

    Look, you cunts, all I was saying was, I don't give a fuck about what you are trying to sell me, I ain't fucking buying, can't afford it, don't want it, so stop wasting my time and your money employing some techno-cunt to design a programme that will tell me what I should be buying, I DON'T FUCKING CARE, so FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU GOOGLE EYED CUNTS!
  24. No, that makes me a cunt who hates dogs, a loathing to which I am entitled. You'll have to forgive my latest nom, even I can't remember what the fuck it was, the brain cell isn't working like it used to do. :-(
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