Rick_B

We shouldn't be too smug yet. It seems this technology may be in widespread use, so it may turn out that British built cars also use it. http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/sep/21/volkswagen-emissions-scandal-sends-shares-in-global-carmakers-reeling

I'm not sure it's any more bizarre than John Major shagging Edwina Currie.

He should take Bono with him, together they can save the world.

I agree.

I know someone who is a bar manager and customers who leave it right to the end of a big order to say "oh...and three pints of Guinness" are in the same category. It's also a favourite with people who are going to do a runner without paying. Take the other drinks back to a table which isn't in site from the bar, neck the lot quickly and do a runner while the bar staff are still farting around waiting for the Guinness to settle.

At the risk of spoiling your racist rant, could I point out that if they are in Syria they won't be getting benefits. They most probably wont be going to Syria now anyway because they have been detained by the Turkish police. I suggest that if you want to continue posting this kind of stuff you try the EDL website where being stupid is no barrier to being popular.

Why the repeat post?

I always had him down as a cunt until he broke down on air the morning after John Peel died. He went up in my estimations a bit after that.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer our Dan. If you're going to claim £24,077 in housing and council tax benefits whilst earning £56,000 between 2008 and 2011, it's probably not a good idea to do it on a prime time BBC program called Rogue Traders.

Rotting shark flesh of course. French food is great in general, but you probably shouldn't order Andouillette, offal sausage with a pronounced faecal flavour. There was a band called The Pooh Sticks, Mark and Lard used to play their stuff on Radio One.

That kind of thing almost never works. Some years ago foodie and megabore Clement Freud was given the job of improving British Rail sandwiches. He came up with poached salmon, which was actually quite nice as it should have been at the price and corned beef and pickle - how much of a gourmand to you need to be to think that one up? They didn't even use proper Branston, it was the kind of thing you might find on the Lidl bargain price shelves. His last effort was deep filled egg, yep slices of boiled egg in a sandwich. I wonder how much they paid him to think up this crap.

So that's welcome then, or at least the nearest you'll get from this lot.

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TV chefs losing weight seems to be fashionable right now, The Hairy Bikers lost 3 stone each and Tom Kerridge has lost loads of weight. Actually the best way to shed lots of pounds with Kerridge is to visit his "pub", which is a very expensive restaurant in all but name, The Hand and Flowers. With chips at a fiver a small portion including service, mains starting around thirty quid and the cheapest house red wine around £40 at bottle including service you will be guaranteed to come out many pounds lighter.

You miss the point, this person gets her rocks off causing trouble. On another site she's anti-racist, left-wing and in a lesbian relationship. Here she has posted blatantly racist content and referred to gay people as queers. She isn't being stupid, thick or unbalanced she's a nasty vindictive little shite who gets off on putting people down and winding people up. It may seem entertaining to you now, ultimately it's repetitive boring bollox believe me.

That's the one.

Yep 150 medals followed by by being shot for showing disrespect to the Podgy Leader by not bowing deeply enough.

Comparing One Dimension to The Beatles is like............

I've also heard that he's Lord Lucan.

I've got very mixed feelings about this one. It would be a shame if these magnificent machines were to be grounded forever, but I do question the wisdom of flying them over populated areas. They are clearly not built to modern safety standards and however skilled the pilot these kinds of accident will always be a possibility. As you say those killed were not at the air show and didn't have a choice whether of not to accept the small but significant risk involved. What I'm very sure about if that anyone who's first reaction is to demand compensation because it spoilt their value for money is a monumental cunt and then some.

If anything Sporty has improved with age, back in their heyday she was a bit chavvy - hence the nickname Council Estate Spice. She's also had her teeth done and got rid of that hideous gold front tooth.

Not sure whether you ought to swat that or give it a saucer of milk.

I'm sure I removed it. That kind of contribution not required.

Eh?

I have a potential Russian girlfriend called Polina. She will be always glad to answer me. She with pleasure will tell to me about herself and about her life. She send me her photo if it is pleasant to me, she will send to me more.