Decimus

From the party who were obsessed with "taking back control from unelected European bureaucrats" we now have one of the great offices of state being filled by an unelected bureaucrat. Not only that, he gets a nice lordship out of it to make it all nice and official. To quote our dear antipodean doctor, they're laughing at you.

I take HUGE pleasure in the fact that not only was I responsible for getting him banned for over a year and a half, but when he then subsequently returned I got him kicked off the site indefinitely within a fortnight of his return. Queerape, if you're reading, which I know you are, know that if you'd never amended one of my posts which saw me banned for a fortnight I'd have left you the fuck alone. Be careful who you fuck with, you gay as fuck, fantasist fucking idiot.

I'm not sure that a post about babies, nappies, arseholes and genitalia is the direction you want to be heading in right now, Aitch. You've somewhat managed to reform your reputation on here after your previous sojourn resulted in you being regarded as quite possibly the thickest cunt this site had seen since Scabies. But if you want to continue your meteoric rise from cretin to mere retard, I'd steer clear of beast talk. Understood?

Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaawwwwwww!!!!! MAGA, Gee Wizz Apple Pie and God bless the good ol' US of A! Are just several of the things along with diapers, that I never want to read on here ever again. Got it?

I was never in any doubt about how you'd vote, what with their candidate for London mayor, Howard Cox, loudly declaring that he would not allow any pro-Palestinian marches should he ever be elected. Unluckily for you, there are far more bacon dodgers of the Mohammedan persuasion in London then there are sausage refusers of the baby cock-blood drinking demographic, so he'll never get in. Perhaps you should be thankful for that, because you can bet your bottom shekel that once the Islamists have been dealt with, it won't be too long until the far right start back on your lot in time honoured tradition. You stupid, turkey voting for Christmas , kike fucking cunt.

I mark you right, ELC. I'd respect Tiny Timothée if he was genuinely calling for a ceasefire because he was disgusted that your lot were killing hundreds of babies each week whilst rubbing their grubby, kike hands together in glee. But let's face it, in the finest of French traditions he's just absolutely terrified that his Republic will be toppled within a month by a ragtag group of a few hundred Marseillaise dusky types. Zoot Alors, sacre bleu and fuck off @Witheredscrote

Your latest Renfield is receiving the pasting of his life this evening and you're nowhere to be seen. Where's the aftercare? Take your tap shoes off and stop fucking about, you negligent, twinkle-toed, Graham Stanier cunt.

So, let me get this straight. You took a screenshot of the time you appeared fourth on the leaderboard during a week barely anyone else was posting, in anticipation that two years later someone would accuse you of being so shite that you've never been on it? Riggggght. Lol.

Yes I'm fully aware you fucking idiot, as you said as much in your original post. What of it? You're agreeing with her and implying that he is in fact exactly what everyone on here considers you to be. The point stands. Your total lack of self-awareness and inability to perceive that others think you're a wrong'un leads me to believe you're a egomaniacal narcissist. Seek help, Mr Shit.

I was top for ten days after posting a mere 23 times whilst Zev had fired out 60+ posts of absolute fucking bilge and still could only manage second place. He may have briefly went top when I reduced my output down to 10 posts and he was on triple figures, I'm sure he's got a screenshot to confirm it if that's the case. The sad, fucking cunt.

Coming from someone who endorses the murder and torture of animals and who has an unhealthy obsession with the scatalogically profane, you're in absolutely no position to imply that anyone else is a nasty piece of work with issues. I'd tell you to eat shit, but you'd take my words as a sign of amity. You sick, fuckin' bastard. Lol. Fuck off.

Will you be hanging out the back of a soldier or an Arab?

I've got absolutely no idea what you're talking about, you verbose fucking mentalist. But any man, or indeed creature such as yourself, who despises that geriatric, Gallic worm is alright in my book. Have a like.

Agreed, may I recommend a gallon or two of bleach? You bankrupt, old French toad.

With your history of grammatical faux-pas, you're in absolutely no position to lecture anyone else on their grasp of the English language. You oy-veying, nasally little weasel.

Of course he would. Other than drinking baby dick blood, the Jews love nothing more than being covetous.

The only thing you've got in common with Kim is being as blind and vile as a naked mole rat. Him due to being a disgusting fat cunt whose already tiny chink eyes have been closed shut by his gigantic cheeks, and you due to being a decrepit old cunt hanging on to the barest thread of life through a mixture of witchcraft and Gordon's gin.

What about me?

Hopefully you'll be passing the cenotaph this Sunday, queer little hat balanced on you fat, waterlogged head and gay as fuck ringlets identifying you even further. Fingers crossed the Palos will have their blood up well and truly by then and give you your own mini-pogrom. Subhuman cunt.

I wasn't. He's a shit-stirring, beast-grooming, little fucking toad who has run out of ideas. The best he can hope for is to try and titillate himself with some poorly engineered manipulation that any idiot can see coming a mile off, almost as glaringly obvious as Pen's 14 inch cock painted luminous, railway yellow.

Idiot.

Every time I log on to see yet another unfamiliar avatar flooding the site with total bollocks trotted out in a dickhead font, I don't even need to check the myriad of different screen names to instantly know that it's you. You are without doubt the worst poster this site has ever seen, including your saurian cocked sidekick. Please, just kill yourself.

Big game today, Drew, will you be attending? If you fancy it I'll be in The Lion and Castle for pre and post match drinks.

Bargain basement Matt Berry cunt.