Decimus

I'm more than a little surprised that the gelatinous, globulous sea beast managed to get back up on its trotters again afterwards.

Considering you are convinced that you can see the curvature of the Earth out of your Canadian boyfriend's bedroom window, it comes as no surprise that you probably think that Covid was made up by Bill Gates and George Soros in order to take over your railing painting business. Idiot.

Good afternoon, faggot.

You could be onto something, Johnny. Considering I posted the nomination on the 14th January 2016, the only conclusion I can come to is that I time travelled to three days in the future and copied it word for word. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

Finally, the smoking gun! It's hard for me to argue against such clear and comprehensive evidence. I guess the burden of proof is now on me to prove I didn't copy a load of old indecipherable shite. You utter, utter, thick fucking bastard.

@Frank is upset as his instincts have failed him yet again. He sniffed out what he thought was an opportunity to claim a big dog's scalp and ended up backing the wrong horse. Back to being an irrelevance until the next drama flairs, Frank, try to get it right next time, you redundant old cunt.

He didn't get dragged into it, W&D, he shoved his nose in willingly and took it upon himself to beg Eric to go easy on Johnny. This is despite the fact that Saucepants has delighted in winding Eric up with sickening tales of animal torture and has also spent the past few weeks endlessly trolling the forum. He's getting what he deserves for siding with a man who allegedly gleefully tortures cats and spends his free time telling others about it.

Rattled.

@Dyslexic cnut you've been lurking in silence for quite some time now, as you aren't posting anything to try and save your weasel hide, I assume that you must be frantically firing off PMs to Eric begging him to intercede on your behalf, "as it's Christmas". What have you got to say for yourself?

I love the smell of inter-member acrimony in the morning.

The weasel cunt doesn't know he's born. Not only were you hounded by the usual suspects, but back in the day Frank would also rear his ugly head and give new members constant and unrelenting abuse. Nowadays, as shown with DC, he's more interested in cosying up to them because every other cunt on here absolutely fucking despises him. I suppose when you're a faded A lister, the only way you can get hard is to regale unsuspecting and unbiased new faces with tales of former glories. @Frank despite @Dyslexic cnut and @JohnnySaucePants taking a fucking savage beating and embarrassing themselves more and more with each post they make, the most pathetic cunt to emerge from this whole sorry debacle is you. You've completely lost your edge and killer instinct and should fuck off and never post again. Wanker.

A few points again, DC. If it was tongue and cheek, why did you initially deny ever sending it? Lying about it clearly shows that you didn't want this to come out. If it was a tongue-in-cheek, off the cuff remark you'd have admitted it when first challenged instead of waiting to be exposed as a bullshitter. Secondly, as I previously asked, if you weren't looking for affirmation and didn't give two shits, why bring up how great you were to achieve such a pathetic status last night? Finally, do you think that anyone will buy that you were working overseas after yet another lie of yours has been brought to light? Consider your next move very carefully.

So self-deprecating that yesterday you made reference to the fantastic moment you once hit second on an internet forum leaderboard months after the fact. Don't try and weasel out of it by making out you were joking, you cringeworthy, sycophantic wanker.

I'm sure Mrs Roop's can confirm where you were posting from. Forgive me if I don't take your word for it as Eric has just confirmed above that you've lied through your teeth AGAIN. "Ooooh Eric, mate, mate, mate, are you proud of me?"

You've started early on the pipe today, Harold. Good afternoon and fuck off.

I was a bully, DC. I haven't changed much.

Again you give me too much credit. First of all I was a master manipulator capable of bending others to my will with mere words. Now I'm an IT expert with a self-made cyber skeleton key that I can use to sift through the sordid messages of all the site's members. I wish I was as talented as you make me out to be, DC, but the truth is more mundane than that. Eric told me. Do you want to change your story and admit it, or would you rather wait until he logs on and confirms it himself?

Keep your eyes peeled, P. If he denies it I'm sure Eric will confirm and provide evidence. Are you proud of DC, Panz?

Despite affecting the shoulder shrugging-nonchalance evident in most of his filthy race, the little worm had a shit fit. Most entertaining.

You'll get no apologies from me, I enjoyed every moment of it. You wouldn't be the man you are today if it wasn't for the constant abuse I've subjected you to over the last five years.

Those were the days. Were you here during the skullduggery of LikeRemoveGate. Withers was at the top of the leaderboard and myself and others strategically removed likes so I'd leapfrog him. I think Quincy and I got a month for that one.

You fucking love it.

Despite him supposedly not caring and constantly stating he's aware that it's "only a game", DC appears to be totally obsessed about the time a couple of months ago when he appeared second on the leaderboard of an insignificant site barely anyone ever posts on. So obsessed, he even messaged Eric at the time to ask if he was proud of him, just in case he missed it. What a fucking pathetic worm.

Don't beat around the fucking bush. If you want to borrow a fiver, just ask.

"Time to think boys" Jesus fucking Christ, more arrogant presumption on his part. Did he think we'd be visited by Marley's ghost in the night and taught about the true meaning of Christmas? Or did he think his rambling early morning rantings would somehow persuade us all to mend our ways and stop being mean to him? The man is the gift that keeps on giving. What a fucking wanker.