Decimus

Oh great, Punkape has resurrected yet another dead thread about faggotry. I can imagine you now, slinking into the public toilet that you call home and settling your tattered arsehole down onto a cold, piss-soaked plastic toilet seat. Knowing that your Sagem phone only has £1.26 of mobile data remaining, you frantically bash out homosexual key words into The Corner's search function, desperately trying to find a thread that will give your maggot a chubby that you can subsequently thumb into an open tin of half-eaten spam. You make me fucking sick.

Pah-Wraith cunt.

Withers, I don't need you to validate my opinions or state the fucking obvious. I extend the advice I offered to Arthur to you as well. On another note, can you remember when you first showed up? I miss the almighty tussles that we'd have, Bill, Bubbles and Quincy joining in the fun. There was abuse, intrigue, grassing, PM scandals, the absolute fucking works. You are a vile, disgusting weasel of a man, but I respect a worthy adversary. What have I got now? Nothing and no one.

Shut up you fucking idiot.

The oft repeated fallacy is that I only ever reach the dizzy heights of the top of the leaderboard after being topped up by members of the so-called clique. I can't remember the last time Bill or Bubble dished out more than six likes between them over the period of a week, everything I have is non-clique related. Eric and Wolfie are flying high, mainly due to a mutual reciprocation of likes exchanged during your complete destruction. I don't know what else I can do other than a exchange shit puns until 3am in the morning, humour gyppo, or beg those useless cunts from the clique to hold up their end of the bargain. Shit.

I take it that you've got no Afghan Hound hardcore in your collection then?

I'm genuinely quite sad to be witnessing the end of an era on this thread. It's been uncomfortable viewing from the get go, Frank in the role of a ponderous old lion, getting ripped to pieces by a pack of young cubs who represent the current future of the site. Nobody likes to see a former champion fade away whilst desperately attempting to cling on to past glories, so I sincerely hope that Frank doesn't return tonight to take part in his own Ali-Berbick 1981 embarrassment. Let it go you old cunt, you're finished here.

I've said some truly awful things about Frank snr since his video debut in 2017. I stand by them all.

You must be utterly devastated. Still, at least you've managed to get him to pull his finger out of his perfectly bleached arsehole and start posting again.

Done. It was kind of you not to point it out originally, my ego is fragile enough these days now I'm no longer an ever presence at the top of the leaderboard.

I've got a cracking nom in the pipeline that will have all my hallmarks. Misogyny, casual racism that doesn't quite come close enough to crossing any lines, various self-deprecating references to Norfolk and a tiny smattering of culture. You're going to laugh until you die.

What's all this recent nastiness between you and the Wolf all about then, Frank?

A simple rule in life to ensure one's own happiness, is to never travel further north than Cromer. That being said, I really couldn't give a shit about anything that happens in Huddersfield, so kindly shove your nomination up your fucking arse.

Ditch this shit, Nuremberg is over, the insanity plea didn't work for Hess, and it won't work for you. Idiot.

@Eric Cuntman and @Earl Albert of Ross, when will you pair of star crossed tossers stop beating around the bush? The sexual tension is killing me. For the love of God, just hurry up and duet to Paradise By The Dashboard Light and fuck each others brains out.

Another Michael, another fucking cunt. Not content with being one of the most overrated actors of the past 50 years, Caine has piped up again with his opinion on Brexit. Apparently, he'd "Rather be a poor master of my fate than having someone I don't know making me rich by running it". Easy enough to say when you are a multimillionaire who regardless of any final deal will never end up "poorer". It's easy enough to ignore reality and indulge in political idealism when you live in a mansion, and I don't limit my criticism to supporters of Brexit, that wanker Patrick Stewart should keep his fucking mouth shut as well. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I don't really want to hear those of entitled fucking wankers who regardless of what happens will still be rolling around on a Super king sized bed full of money. Luvvy cunts.

Does she come with wilted brown salad in a little plastic bag?

Anyone over the age of 16 who wears a baseball cap needs to be covered in chum, have their scrotum/labia nailed to an enraged Bull shark and thrown into the middle of the Pacific Ocean. If being a hat wearing fat wanker who looks like the sort of cunt you'd keep a close eye on at a kids party was the limit to his faults, I'd be willing to ignore him. However, he's back on the scene whingeing like the little bitch he is with a new film, which has the oh-so original idea of attacking Trump. Everyone with a few brain cells to rub together is completely aware that there is a mental cunt in the White House, who's tiny hands when not grabbing pussy are scarily poised over a big red button. We don't need yet another hand-wringing load of shit from Moore where he states the fucking obvious whilst sweating profusely under studio lights. If you were in any doubt about what a stupendously hideous cunt this fucker is, he is hero worshipped by professional bender and bleeding heart cunt, Owen Jones.

Neil only gets a chubby from women with bigger tits than him, the disgraceful fat cunt.

Who?

I'm more than a little surprised that he has gone after you, when he ordinarily chooses to attack the low hanging fruit. Perhaps he's finally been able to ditch his childrens jeans and can now fit into a pair of big boy trousers, giving him a false sense of confidence and machismo.

I think a temporary truce is in order between us. I want this cunt dead, don't let me down.

Oh no, not the old "I fell into your trap" routine. Funny how you wheel that one out every time you're made to look a complete and utter cunt. You're not fooling anyone, you're rattled as fuck.

I imagine that being "blackballed" at your club has an entirely different meaning to the otherwise accepted definition of the phrase. Faggot cunt

The ignore function actually works? You mean to tell me that I've sat through 4280 posts of utter fucking shit from that MacMillan conning wanker Withers when I didn't have to?