Decimus

There's a first time for everything, but sadly in this instance it's just the latest in his 2002 posts of utter fucking shit.

Indeed, no one bats an eyelid when there's a blood stained mattress in the back along with a bag of iron tools and industrial bleach. You try riding around in a merc with that shit on the back seat.

He has, he used to do it on a daily basis for a brief period of time. The silly cunt seems to think that I'm reverse Br'er Rabbitting him, even though I genuinely love the fact that his antics have contributed to my like to post ratio of 1.22.

Frank's worst ever ID, after Proper.

Thanks for the ten likes. If you're back though, it might be best to do some catch up on the new rules. I'll wait until I'm top of the leaderboard by twenty likes before I report you to @Mrs Roops for flagrantly manipulating the stats for your own amusement. Lol.

More navel-gazing shite from the site's biggest "look at me" attention seeking wanker. Good morning.

Despite the fact that Proper has quite clearly been on the sauce and slurring Danny Boy all evening, I still don't think there's any excuse for him to open up your old wounds with all his sentimental fucking "one love" bollocks, the soppy cunt. I'll be eagerly watching out for his subsequent grovelling apology.

His ineptitude as prime minister was the least of his crimes, the vile fucking cunt.

I had reason to venture into Norwich city centre today to buy a pack of Mayfair on my lunch break. On the pavement outside of the cathedral, a beetroot faced, fat ex-military type was berating his young child for being a skinny fucking poof. His Arse-crack was brazenly on view to the numerous lay clergy congregating at the scene, whilst he bellowed into the poor little cunt's bewildered face, fag ash flying everywhere. I thought of you.

Let's be clear, I'm not advocating another referendum. The decision has been made, and we should, and will leave. But I'd like a say on the terms of our withdrawl. The people have spoken, their will to leave is known, but those people, along with those who voted to remain, deserve a say in any terms set out by the government. Are you both saying that you would rather our economic and political future be solely left in the hands of a tiny group of Tory politicians? Or do you want a say on our continuing (but separate) relationship with Europe?

Oh no, not at all. As much as I'd like the decision reversed it would set a bad precedent, and I respect the democratic system. Saying that, a simple box tick vote of either "Remain" or "Leave was always going to end up with this sort of situation, as Leave voters were not entirely united on the type of deal they wanted. The best thing to do is to put it to the public, it's our future and we should be able to decide what our future relationship with the EU will be.

The situation is untenable. May will have her "written on the back of a fag packet" deal voted down in parliament and the government will fall. Fresh elections will bring in either a Tory party divided at its core and still unable to agree on a final deal, or a Labour government that will support closer ties with the EU and a customs union. They could have avoided all this shit by letting the public have a vote on the final exit bill. Brexit means ermmmm???? Anyone?

A double lol and a response to a post nearly a month old. You're seething.

I'm not one to stir the pot, Ev, but let's just say that Frank senior is a fat, drunken, Knees up Mother Brown, absolute fucking disgrace.

Did you ever see the videos of Frank's old man?

I've condensed down your list as the other inclusions don't even deserve to be spoken of in the same breath as Maradona and the above. Bobby fucking Moore? Do me a favour. Maradona for me is the best as he single handedly dragged Argentina to two world cup finals, and transformed a bang average Napoli side into one of the best teams on the planet. And that's despite the disadvantages you stated, even as a little fat cunt he still destroyed the opposition. You can argue that all the above also made outstanding impacts on otherwise average teams (except Messi, who shines when surrounded by Barca stars, but looks shit for the Argies). Personally though, the only two fit to clean Maradona's boots in my opinion are Zidane and Ronaldo.

An utter fucking shitcunt. A cheating, narcissistic, self-destructing cunt of the highest order. I hate him with a passion, but he's the most naturally gifted footballer that has ever lived. Unfortunately.

Shut up you fucking miserable cunt.

I wouldn't put Alli in Stubby's Sunday league Scope XI. Utter dogshit.

Raheem Sterling must be dishing out some absolutely fucking spectacular blow jobs to Gareth Southgate, that's all I can say. If he's still on for the second half you can safely assume that GS has bust a nut in his little midget arsehole in between the half time orange segment sucking.

I've just turned on the box and the BBC had a montage of England "fans" shouting encouragement before the main coverage started. Needless to say, the beeb are upto their old tricks again, showing three muzzies in headscarves, a couple of fucking women saying they're "super" excited, and no sign whatsoever of any actual genuine fans i.e. tattooed, white, fat bald cunts.

Why haven't the Thai authorities enlisted the help of the local British expat community? I guarantee that to a man they'd all volunteer to enter a dark chasm to spend time alone with dozens of children.

How many did you fit up your arse?

r-soles, I'd absolutely love to see you standing outside the New Den on a Saturday afternoon spouting this absolutely fucking ridiculous bollocks. I can imagine you now. Proudly sporting a plastic bowler hat emblazoned with the cross of St George, twirling an umbrella and accusing the heavily tattooed Millwall fans of rampant faggottry and a penchant for EU bureaucracy. Hours later as you lay prostrate in the gutter minus all your teeth, you'll look back on it all and think about what a fucking stupid cunt you've been. The only things that you think you know about football is what you have read on here from the likes of Fender, Snatch and Wizz. In the real world of 21st century Britain, any man who doesn't like football is a fucking disgrace who is undoubtedly cuckolded by his missus and incapable of achieving an erection. Kill yourself.

You either live in a back-to-back hovel with an adjoining curtain instead of a wall separating your slums, or your neighbour has the nose of a bloodhound. Take it outside, you filthy cunt.