Decimus

I'm the best one on here, kill yourself, pile of shit etc etc ad nauseum.

Stubby, I can imagine that your life is eerily similar to the plot of Castaway. One day ten years ago, the stabilisers fell off of your Thomas the Tank Engine bicycle, leaving you stranded on a south coast beach as your spastic little legs weren't built for walking. To keep yourself sane, you named your favourite fondling-rock Wilson, and immediately entered into a pseudo-homosexual relationship with it. After five years, even this totally inanimate faggot-rock grew tired of your constant fucking banging on about writing fictional scientific papers. Rather than face an eternity of listening to you ineffectually quoting your magnificent octopus, he decided to end it all by slowly rolling into the sea.

Brutal.

You're many things, Neil, but miserable isn't one of them. A disgraceful, fat, fucking perverted, thick as shit polyp on the collective arsehole of mankind, about as useless as a dead baby at a Munchausen by proxy tupperware party, but certainly not miserable.

He was a complete fucking idiot. He thought that giving me ten likes a day would somehow annoy me. All it made me want to do was fellate his glorious, like-granting cock. He totally underestimated my pathological obsession with maintaining a like-to-post ratio below 1.23, and for that I hope he's dead.

It's OK Snowie bby, I'm in on it too.

A fair point, Vanny. If said kid was "Lost" to a Bangladeshi family, would you consider it fair recompense if you had free poppadoms and lime pickle until 2033?

Luke, I'm disappointed in you. This is the second spouse-based dig that you have aimed at your clique brothers in 24 hours. Ordinarily I would endorse a harsh process of grassing, but as we have history I will give you a chance to retract your libellous abuse. Bubba and I await your apology.

I'd add a fifth category to that: - Cancer. Fuck off, Withers.

Don't bother, you can keep the cunt.

Do you want to suck my dick, Luke?

Half of the black ones are up Punkape's arse.

Trump, vile, pussy-grabbing cunt though he is, has quite rightly told that limp-wristed faggot Trudeau to shove his maple syrup exports up his perfectly bleached arsehole. On a side note for all the jingoistic idiots on here, did you notice that none of the major coverage featured that impotent old bag May? Britain with a future outside the EU is being treated exactly like what it is, a third rate international player with no clout. I wager that her only input was to endlessly mumble "Special Relationship" on repeat whilst every other cunt attending whispered "Who is she?" Fuck off.

Not making me laugh, that's for sure, you stupid little cunt.

Fuck off.

The scene is set. The marshes surrounding Breydon water will be the epic scene of a titanic battle of half-wits. The noxious fen gases will spread exponentially, a nightmarish pink willo the wisp forever guarding the bloodied arsehole of the vanquished participant.

It's a request stop on the Wherry line. If you're serious I can arrange nibbles.

I think that the venue should be Norfolk. The arse end of nowhere, you can't travel through it to get anywhere else unless you fancy a dip in the used-condom infested north sea. Once you're there you are committed. I'll referee the event, and the winner can suck my fucking dick. Lol Fuck off.

Fuck that shit, you're mine now and I've just PM'd you next week's schedule. First up, a scatological nomination to satisfy Bill's yearnings. Secondly, dispatch WVM with a three paragraph post espousing the qualities of the Labour party. Finally, I want you to drag up at least twelve old Ding posts and call him a stupid northern wanker. You have your orders, soldier. Don't disappoint me.

You could probably cave in Tiny Tom's face with a q-tip. That's a 175ml mini-bottle of wine in the photo below.

I remember another sensitive, thick as fuck cunt who threw his toys out of his pram when the clique utterly destroyed him.

Agreed. We've had some racist fucking idiots on here before, Manky, Monumental etc. But at least they kept their contributions limited to drunken, illiterate ramblings. WVM is the real genuine EDL article, no doubt looking for converts to recruit to his splinter cell via PM.

WVM is basically the 21st century version of a brainwashed mediaeval peasant. Back then it was a few monks stirring up the simple minded by telling them that all Jews were involved in killing and eating Christian babies. Nowadays it's the likes of Tommy Robinson stirring up the descendants of the feeble minded peasants into believing that every single muslim is targeting our children. He can shove his fictional statistics up his fucking arse.

There are well over a million men of Pakistani descent in this country. You have said that they are virtually all either raping young girls, or party to a mass coverup. You have backtracked by saying that you now don't believe that ALL of them are involvesd. If then it is only a small minority, why do you despise Islam? I don't hate every cunt from Yorkshire because of the ripper, and I don't hate everyone from Gloucester because of Fred and Rose West. Hating an entire religion that is alien to you because a few of them have committed crimes is xenophobic bigotry. Show us the stats to back up your hatred or admit that you are a bigot. Please also provide source material where 90% of the UK has admitted to despising Islam. I'm wagering that you can't, because it's bollocks.