Decimus

If it came to an enounter with a wild animal, I'd much rather have a black in my corner than a northern monkey armed to the teeth with a spud gun and a border terrier.

Q-dog, talk to me. What's on your mind?

Abysmal.

Agreed. Ed produces some of the best work on here. Politically we're poles apart, except when it comes to the Jews, but funny is funny and the boy has got it.

No, I approached from behind on my tippy toes and donkey punched her in the 'fro.

It's 3°c in Whitby and a fat brown woman is simultaneously screaming and being sick in the street outside of my hotel.

Ratty, you know I love you like you were my slightly touchy-feely, obscenely racist uncle. But the swarthy dead-dadded cunt is right, this hard-nut, leather jacket wearing persona just isn't cutting the mustard. Get back to basics, I've just slated the Shlomo's on the thread next door, let's get some good old fashioned Jew baiting going.

But what about the fucking Jews?

If you bring Bubbles into this again, I'll fucking end you.

I'm afraid that I take umbrage with this, Rick. If you scan back you will clearly see that the self-appointed clique™ had nothing to do with the frankly quite disgusting comments our new friend was subjected to. Can you please submit a formal apology to us via Luke. Libellous cur.

We discussed this during last quarter's GM. No talking to Stupid Pecker in a genial manner unless under severe duress. Wind your fucking neck in and get with the programme, lest you wish to be sent to Coventry.

Little Snatch remains logged in and staring at this nom, his fat fucking gormless face pressed up against the screen of his Barry-Big-Buttons laptop. I can picture him now, pulling crayons out of his nose and flinging them around the room along with his own faeces, screaming impotently "Roops is bad google lady, me Snatch good boy, no ban, no ban."

It's certainly a turnaround that she now features in my top five favourite cunts on the site.

I can't wait for you to release "Neil's top tips for dieting". Step 1: Drug, rape and kill a prostitute (johnny free). Step 2: Repeat until gets A.I.D.S. Step 3: Waste away and die.

It was done the day that Neil moved there after dragging his disgustingly vast slug-like hulk out of whatever ghastly London overspill shithole in Essex he lived in before.

Stellar work as always, Mrs. R.

You're not though, for 24 hours. You whingeing little cunt. P.s. it's you're. lol Fuck off.

I was just going to ask the local school kids if a dishevelled cunt in old cum-stained camo's was hanging around the park asking if they wanted to see some puppies.

I'm currently in Whitby on the hunt for Ding. Thoughts?

You scruffy fucking Arab.

He won't die until the blacks are free.

Awful. I think you're done here.

Don't forget his endless Marie Curie tales, the boring fucking cunt. I want to hear more about his time as a lumberjack in Wales, during his formative years. He's briefly mentioned it, but it all remains a bit of a mystery. Reading between the lines though, he was probably horrendously buggered by some boyo from the valleys, hence his enduring hatred of all things Welsh.

Albert, I obviously hope that your membership will be cut short imminently through an agonisingly painful death. However, if you unfortunately remain alive, you'll soon come to realise that every Tuesday, Drew spews forth incomprehensible bollocks at an alarming rate. He's a disgusting alcoholic who lives in a bungalow because he's too smashed to be trusted with stairs.