Decimus

Fuck me, have a day off, you misanthropic bigoted old cunt.

Sound advice, Luke. I was a little bit sick in my mouth after posting it, although I did have a bit of a semi as well. Are you going to watch Doctor Who?

Withers, at some point during the festive period, I'm going to brutally rape you. I can picture it now, your longjohns slack around your ankles, the stench of talcum powder and Aramis pervading the shrivelled husk of your half-dead, skeletal body. Despite your constant croaking of "Mon Dieu!" And "Sacre Bleu!" I'm going to slowly slide my furiously erect cock into your chemo-ravaged arse hole, drilling you hard and fast until your false teeth shoot out of your festering fucking gob and into the Pot Au Feu.

What delights will Mrs. Manky be rustling up this afternoon, and will she have any teeth left after the Bishops Finger with which to eat them?

I was pissed by nine am. Some heathen cunt has bought me Haig Club whisky and I'm showing my utter fucking disdain by drinking the lot. Do you take your cock out of the goose before putting it in the oven?

I'm surprised that you can see anything out of the pig-skin membrane windows of your hovel.

I'm surprised you didn't say "asshole", you yankee-doodling, Uncle Sam cunt. Merry Christmas.

I think that what he's trying to say is that the people who he has encountered who voted to leave have generally been uninformed idiots. A sweeping generalisation you might say, but let's take a cross-section of CC's membership to test the theory. Apart from Wolfie and yourself, both of whom I freely admit are fully switched on, the most prominent brexiteers on here have been Monumental Cunt, Snatch, Manky and Extremecunt. Hardly the most politically astute players on the scene. And yes, I am aware that there were those who voted Remain purely because The Guardian told them too, but that doesn't detract from the fact that they were capable of reading it in the first place, unlike some of the above aforementioned grunts.

Regardless of colour, we should start by taking yours away. Lol Fuck off.

I don't celebrate Christmas, you caveman cunt. It's racist and excludes minority non-Christian groups.

I wouldn't worry about recycling, Snowy my lad. Without the "bleedin' mad 'ealth and safety" meddling ways of the EU, we can get back to the good old fashioned British tradition of dumping everything in the sea. That'll learn them cunts in Brussels.

Fuck off. You were demobbed as surplus to requirements when the Lancashire 9th Regiment of Jersey Royals introduced the Kenwood Chef potato peeling machine.

A dangerous, scruffy fucking cunt who has managed to fool a large subsection of the population into thinking that he's an affable buffoon as opposed to a truly nasty fucking wanker.

All his answers are found in the bottom of a glass, the disgusting cirrhotic cunt.

You'll be dead by the time that the true ramifications of this collosal fuck up are truly felt. Bigoted fossils over the age of 55 shouldn't have been allowed to have a say in the future of our country. Thanks for fucking things up for the rest of us, you racist old cunt.

What are your thoughts on Drew? Not the Swedish one with the dead foetus.

Here's mine: Drew, Olly and Proper.

I thought that'd smoke you out. Have you seen the fucking state of this place? Bill logs on to lurk and peek everyday but has posted fuck all since Monday. Withers is still peddling his cancer shit, whilst Punk has been coolered until the new year. As for me, I haven't had anything decent to say since October. Do something, for fuck sake.

Shut your fucking mouth, Childline cunt.

I don't like Nefertiti, she's being forced down our throats because she's got a touch of the tar brush like it's some big fucking deal. So what if she's black, no cunt in their right mind cares. Liberal left wingers spend half their lives telling people that we should be a colour blind society in terms of race, and the other half paradoxically pointing out at every given moment that someone is black and should therefore be treated differently. As long as she shines the ginger cunt's shoes and regales George and Charlotte with tales of Br'er Rabbit, then she's alright by me.

Guilty as fuck, the pair of them. Horrible child-abandoning cunts.

Yeeeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwww! Would that be for release on the American market? High-plains faggot cunt.

Subject matter a solid 10/10. Execution a 6.5/10. Nomination title spelling a 0/10. The fact that nobody has brought up the above third aspect? -100/10. The Corner has lost its way. Fuck the lot of you.

How many times a day does your extended family have to roll you over into a new position in order to prevent festering pressure sores?

Not at all. It actually said "Fruit of the Loom", but as we all know, Fender struggles with his ABC's.