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Abbreviations are for common little northern monkeys like yourself. It is Plebeian, not Pleb. You should have spent more time on your Latin vocabulary and less time chugging on the head boy's cock.

He'd have to be out on the street, his hovel hasn't got any windows to shoot through.

Keith, I know this nom has a hint of hillbilly about it but I still don't think Judge is gonna want to get his cock out and play duelling banjo strings with you.

Pass as a southerner? The silly cunt can barely pass as a human.

[quote name="Punkape" post="81587" timestamp I rarely see bad table manners

I had hatred in my heart for Stoke for years, solely as it is the birth place of Robbie Williams. Then a couple of years ago I had the misfortune to actually visit it. What a fascinating experience. The natives were akin to an undiscovered Papua New Guinean tribe, only less developed and more savage. Darwin would have had a field day with them. Needless to say I will never make a return trip, I'd rather have a weeks all inclusive in Basra, the weather is at least better and I'd be far less likely to be stabbed. Have they developed the wheel and opposable thumbs yet, Pen?

Rodney, is going out with Daphne, who was once engaged to Ted.

Empty vessels make the most amount of noise. Try actually making a nomination before criticising. I realise you're not capable of original thought, but if that repetitive, boring cunt Frank can summon up a few brain cells to make one, I'm sure that even a sheep bothering cunt like you can manage it.

Cheers mate. Did you have a good Christmas? I was thinking of you.

Smear your miniscule cock in conductive jelly and shove it in a plug socket whilst wearing a wet onesie you revolting cunt.

That's the one!!!!! I heard he'd recently been employed by the government department for stating the fucking obvious, and was behind the recent press statement that "Al Qaeda intend to target Britain in a terrorist attack".

Now he was a collosal fucking moron, even though his name escapes me. He made Scabies seem like the poet laureate.

He's been skulking about for months now, but has never posted. He fucking creeps me out, watching in silence like a cunting stalker. He's built himself up with his air of mystery so his first post is gonna need to be fucking outstandingly good/offensive.

Damn your eyes, Bricktop, post something!

Wishful thinking I know, but in my fantasy it has to be an optimum speed in order to cause a certain, excruciating death for this particular twat out of Hell.

You would say that. As the supposed owner of a Harley Davidson, you've obviously got a fuck off massive bushy beard yourself. I do hope that it gets caught in your front wheel one day and you are propelled into the back of a Bedford Rascal at 70 mph. Twat.

In order to fully ascertain whether you are at the same level of maniacal cuntishness as the aforementioned, please answer the following: 1: Do gulags and Siberian exile turn you on? 2: Do you hate Jews? 3: Have you ever murdered a northern wench? 4: Have you been on the telly for 60 years, but no matter how many times you piss yourself and forget your own name you absolutely refuse to put the license fee paying population out of their misery by retiring/ dying post haste? 5: Have you got an unhealthy relationship with a Belgian pubescent boy?

Anyone with facial growth is a rummun in my book. All you need to do is look at the biggest cunts in history to come to the same conclusion. Stalin, Hitler, Sutcliffe, Bin Laden, Forsyth, Captain Haddock. The list is fucking endless.

Freedom of speech is almost entirely to blame for your constant outpouring of illiterate, tedious bollocks. That and a sub standard private education that mainly consisted of pederasty and pedantry.

The sirens are blaring and the grammar Nazi police are closing in. I suggest you seek immediate assylum in Fishguard.

If he had he'd be in a&e. Keith recently contracted tetanus from an unsteralised see saw handle that he's been anally mounting. The subsequent lockjaw would make any fellatio as high risk as Russian roulette.

Fucking Bricktop! I've noticed him scuttling about for a while now and tried to tease him out.

Let me hear ya say way-o

When's Vajazzles ban up? Without the sheep's daily updates I've lost count.

I swear there was a Ponsonby thrown in there somewhere as well.