So, you're a minimum wage waitress, who's also probably raking it in through tax credits because you have numerous different coloured children. You couldn't be arsed to study at school as you were too busy dishing out handjobs at the back of class and drinking barley wine behind the bike shed. Your life has been a spectacular fucking failure and you are generally a drain on society and a massive cunt. In my opinion you should be forced to undergo sterilisation, and your children deported to Honduras. Your job is to bring me food cooked by someone else, that I've paid through the nose for, and if you happen to be good looking, to flash me a bit of cleavage. In short, you carry stuff. So why in God's name, would I feel fucking obliged to tip you? You're being paid anyway, I've already paid for it, and I could train a fucking chimpanzee to do your no skill fucking job. So wipe the sour look off your fucking face when you look at your empty saucer and go on the fucking game if you want a few extra quid here and there. And the fucking cunt delivery driver from my local Chinese can go fuck himself too.