Decimus
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I think Frank should release a live Christmas message of him indulging in seppuku.
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Personally I love pussy, but this is just ridiculous.
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Happy Christmas to everyone, its all about the brandy and ports this morn at casa decs. Hope you all have a good one.
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. Enjoy your microwave meal for one. Cunt.
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You wouldn't see 'em in the dark
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God bless him, I feel blessed. Merry Christmas Ape, have a good one.
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Merry Christmas to you and yours, Rev.
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He's christened me with it young Ape :(
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That's true, but for Frank this kind of talk is akin to foreplay. I expect he is wanking off furiously as we speak.
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I hope Frank is hanging...from his fucking neck in a lonely barn in the middle of nowhere.
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You fucking cunt.
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You fucking cunt.
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I hope you get everything you want for Christmas, Franco. As long as what you want is a brain tumour.
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He might be, the cunt appears to be everybody else. I hear he's the man from Del Monte as well. I hope he says yes to never coming back.
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Fuck off you cunt.
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And permanent hopefully.
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You rogue! I'll call you out, by god so I will!
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In my endeavours tonight to become a francophone, I've been liasing with Londonm's French cousin, Parism, and he had the following message for you Cuntape. "Baises vous êtes d'épaisseur".
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Bricktop! I see you lurking, post something damn your eyes!
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I wonder what Punkape will be getting for Christmas? As an avowed Catholic and ex private school boy he has undoubtedly been horrendously buggered on numerous occasions, so I'm guessing it'll be a toss up between a Frankie Howerd box set or a 14 inch black mamba dildo.
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I don't know what you're laughing at, your fake inheritance isn't that funny. Although your delusions of grandeur are.
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I'm on the case. Until then I'll be satisfied if I've rolled around in mud for a bit and you scream at me after "Lenny, you're a fucking cunt, get your dusky skinned arse out of crisp white premier inn sheets and get yourself lynched immediately".
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That would be an ecumenical matter.
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No I will never know. My parents are alive and well and enjoying all the lovely money they have made. The money I'm enjoying is my own, not inherited. The least your parents could have done was left their money to charity, as an apology for producing such a filthy, sponging, disgusting cunt such as you.
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Has someone given you a can of special brew outside the local train station where you usually beg tonight? You're talking more shit than usual. Since I'm in the Christmas spirit and you've brought up the subject of parents, what are your dead mother and father buying you this year?
