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No wonder he's a downy little fucking mong, the mother's that old her pussy's haunted. @Stubby Pecker thoughts?

I'm sorry but this blatant piece of plagiarism just doesn't have the rock star appeal of my vastly superior Postwick Hub nomination. The next time they dig up the A380, find yourself a navvy with a bucket of boiling hot tar and stick your fucking head in it.

What's the meaning of this brutal and unwarranted assault?

Fucking hell, Marigold! Whatever happened to him? I'm assuming he must have taken a wrong turn into Aylsham and got himself lynched.

Don't feel left out, it clearly states "No dogs".

I'm well on my fucking way and listening to a selection of nineties tunes that reminds me of times when you could go into a pub and smoke a pack of twenty Benson's and play ten songs on the jukebox for fifty pence. I might have been in the family room drinking panda pops until 2002, but I look back on the pissed up antics of my parents with fond memories.

Oooo Eric boy, Eric boy, Eric boyyyyy.

Slightly before my time, but I'm guessing we wouldn't have got on.

In all my years I don't think that I have ever come across a black man living in Norfolk, either. Drew is clearly a drunken fantasist.

I hardly think that falling out of your mobility scooter into a steaming pile of dog shit whilst absolutely smashed qualifies you as a member of the brown brotherhood.

5 brigades of the 101st airborne parachuted over Normandy in '44 and refused to pull their cords after bumping into Pen on the 14:27 Chelmsford to Liverpool Street a week before Operation Overlord.

I hope that she mistakenly turns up to an R.Kelly gig and gets what's coming to her.

Saucy Jack was spot fucking on.

Stubby, I thought that you'd be out in the field, not slowly dying behind an MDF desk in a tiny cubicle on a Gloucestershire industrial estate. I had visions of you whispering and stroking the Preseli stones at Stonehenge, not sat inside a dingy office, spending your days sexually molesting menopausal women with no self esteem whilst sucking in your fat fucking gut.

Fascinating. As you are clearly a fucking Luddite who thinks that "The internet" is something kept in a box in Bill Gates' garage, I feel that the most apt way to communicate my disdain for you is thus: -.-- --- ..- / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / -.-. ..- -. -

Whether you believe this or not, you can't deny that Hamas and the Palestinian people have a legitimate reason to feel aggrieved. Israel continues to ignore international law and has repeatedly refused to give up its illegally occupied Palestinian land. If it is the right of the Israeli people to defend their country with whatever force is necessary, is it not the right of the Palestinians to do the same in order to get their land back? Regardless of which side you take, the principle of the argument is, why should Israel, a secular nation state, be absolutely free from censure and criticism based upon a law that is designed to stop antisemitism? The assumption that any criticism of Israel is antisemitic is absolute rubbish and a well used tactic by the Israeli government to deflect from their continued flouting of international law.

He's dead to me until he can prove that his last 568 posts were made under the influence of a brain tumour.

What do you think about my little piece on the Jews? It goes without saying that a similarly well thought out, intellectual piece criticising the Arabian desert sambos would have gained me ten likes by now. I blame the Rat, one of the few intelligent enough on here to recognise the dangers posed by the chosen people, yet too busy acting "kooky" to fight the good fight. I want him fucking gone.

It's a shame that you feel like that, because by 2030 Gunga Din is aiming to turn the emerald isle dirty desert brown. If I was you I'd emigrate like every other teague with sense has done over the past 300 years.

I stand by every single word, you have been utter fucking dog shit of late. Fuck off.

Please provide an explanation for your absence and infequent, shit posting of late. I suggest you make it exceedingly fucking good.

We all know that Uncle Sam loves a bagel and Barbara Streisand, so it comes as no surprise that America has yet again metaphorically stiffened its hardon for the Jews. South Carolina has become the first state in America to pass legislation which explicitly defines anti-semitism. State schools and universities will be binded by the law when investigating claims made regarding discrimination towards Jews. Part of the wording included in the legislation, defines an aspect of antisemitism as "applying double standards to Israel by requiring of it a behaviour not expected or demanded of any other democratic nation". With such broad wording and loose definition, this section of the legislation can effectively be used and interpreted in such a way to sanction and stifle any criticism of Israel on the basis that such criticism is antisemitic. Bad news for freedom of speech and anyone appalled by the way that Israel constantly breaks international law and continues to illegally occupy Palestinian land. Good news for any soldier in a kippah who fancies murdering a few unarmed Palestinian children, but gets touchy when it's pointed out that he is a baby-killing fucking cunt. As this isn't South Carolina, I'd just like to say, fuck you Israel, I hope that the Arabs push you back into the fucking sea.

I think you'll find that I also had a hand in the exodus of MikeD and the original Jazz incarnation as well. I've got more scalps than Natty Bumppo, and unless you want to end up on my mantelpiece, I suggest that you adjust your tone and show me some fucking respect.