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Decimus

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  1. I dunno about all that, Pazerchimp, you subhuman homunculus. Surely any country worth its salt is only concerned about having sovereignty over its own borders, which we have and your lot doesn't. Unless you're stating that the Irish model is preferable, as in being a tiny cog in a vast European wheel where decisions are made about your borders and policies from Brussels and Berlin. At least when we were in the EU we had a voice, as a fourth rate nation you're told what to do and you do as you're told. Pretty much the same as how it was during 800 years of English rule. Little subservient, monkey looking cunt lolololol.
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    Ronnie O'Sullivan

    As a man who spends what seems like half of his time in France, I'm surprised to see that you've got such a problem with the absolute fucking pig's disgusting habits.
  3. What the fuck is wrong with you lot? Two pages in and not a single mention of a Golliwog. Anyway, in the spirit of charming and harmless racial stereotypes, I thought I would share an image from my scrapbook via imgflp as Proper's dog shit site won't let me upload anything bigger than 0.00000098kb. I'd like to state first of all that I'm only very loosely associated with one of these people and that I don't make a habit of hanging around with fully grown men who like to play dress up. My thinking is that you could possibly get away with the black face on a technicality as you are dressing up as a black dog, although even then I wouldn't like to test that theory by doing it anywhere outside of Norfolk. But considering the dog's name, you've got to ask yourself what the fucking cunt was thinking:
  4. I couldn't really give a fuck who pushes the button either way, you filthy little ape creature. I just enjoy correcting your shoulder-chip induced errors, consider me your editor if you like.
  5. You can't get more inclusive than that, that's the entire population of America covered.
  6. One of the rare times that he refused to toe the main party line, which was pretty strange considering he was one of my multis. As soon as the Bill ID became self-aware I fucked it and its own front door off for good.
  7. Bustin' makes me feel good.
  8. Listen here, Reptyle, when I was your age I also felt a swell of patriotic pride and firmly believed in British exceptionalism and superiority. Alas when I reached high school I began to inform myself of the facts and came to understand that we're an old lion without claws. You'll get there yourself when you move up in September. In the meantime, just who do you imagine we could actually defeat in a conventional war? The Japanese? Highly unlikely. The Russians? Maybe 150 years ago. The Chinese? It would be like the Wealdstone Raider giving it large against two hundred MMA fighters. Even the Germans, who have next to no military due to their pacifist doctrine, would wipe the floor with us. If the war was protracted they would utilise their vastly superior engineering, industrial capacity and economy which is two times larger than ours, and within a year or two they would vastly outgun the rump military we have been left with after successive governments have metaphorically neutered it. We're nothing, and the only country I'd fancy our chances against is France, because that obviously goes without fucking saying. Grow up, we're not playing 'Risk'.
  9. Utter bollocks. I'm far from jingoistic, quite the opposite in fact. I think our military is an absolute fucking shambles after years of cuts and underfunding. But the fact is the nuclear weapons deployed by the RN can be launched without any prior agreement or code and are not reliant on American GPS guidance. Obviousvly in reality we wouldn't be using them as a first strike in some independent war such as if the Falklands kick off again, but if we really wanted to we could fire them whenever we pleased. Let's hope some mad Donald type cunt who despises Ireland gets voted in and goes rogue, it's not like your ten Sopwith Camels could do much to stop them. A few megatons of radioactive material would do no end of improvement to the bog-soaked, dismal shantytown you call home. Ya subhuman ape-creature yiz. Lololol.
  10. A vintage, no-frills, supermarket based rant. Old school and fucking superb, I can feel your rage from here.
  11. Out of everyone on here at least Withers is consistent. And by consistent I mean vindictive, manipulative, two-faced, back-stabbing and about as trustworthy as Barry Bennell coaching an under-9s football team. Without doubt he is the real deal and puts the cunt in corner. Imagine having the energy at the ripe old age of 102 to regularly still be the biggest fucking wanker in the room. I don't know what his secret is, but I suspect that the old bastard has an unfair genetic advantage what with him being French.
  12. Like their concentration camp forefathers, my Alsatians prefer their food to be free range. Why give them the canned stuff when you can just set them on the nearest available Jew?
  13. I'm heartened to find that you appear to have taken my warning with the severity of which it was intended. More insightful posts like this please and less of the abject fucking bollocks that the majority of your content has been thus far. Count yourself lucky you have been given a second chance. Understood?
  14. Bawsey, just what on Earth is going on here? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67950749 I understand you can operate a telescope for non-Judge related purposes, which is why I'm asking. With my own Ladybird book understanding of astronomy, I can't see why this is news. The article goes on to state that these sort of discoveries have been made before, and in far greater scale, so why the fuck are we reading about it? It's akin to putting up a story about someone in Matlock discovering fire 1.2 million years after the rest of humanity. I don't like to cast aspersions on the BBC who are completely unbiased and have no political agenda whatsoever, but could it have something to do with the fact that the discoverer is a woman who is also of an ethnic persuasion and who studies at a jumped up polytechnic full of D grade mongoloids?
  15. The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.
  16. The issue wasn't about you attacking someone, the issue was with your delivery. Two paragraphs of absolute fucking bilge which completely contradicted what the man actually said. I don't mind intermember acrimony, in fact I absolutely fucking love it. But you clearly didn't read his post before responding, either because you're thick as fucking shit, or you've got an attention span that's as poor as your LTP ratio. Shape up or ship out, I won't warn you again.
  17. Look out, Drew's had a babycham! Instead of pretending to be some sort of hard cunt, I'd like to know your thoughts on Boringland. It's your neck of the woods as far as I'm aware and my sister has recently moved there. From what I can tell it's only got two pubs, which obviously won't go in its favour in your estimation. But it does seem to be full of brain dead, old zombie cunts tearing up the streets on mobility scooters and I can imagine you hanging around the off-license all night and comparing basket volumes and handlebar stability statistics.
  18. Ermmmm, not sure how it's a flaw, Harold, when he's pretty much stated what you believe to be the facts of the situation: And there we have it, the exact reason why The Corner in 2024 is dying on its fucking arse. Mouthy, pseudo-intellectual pricks such as yourself bringing the tone down by regularly spouting a load of absolute fucking nonsense without actually analysing the post that you're responding to. You can't argue with an idiot, and as @and plus yourself seem to be providing the majority of content these days, is it any wonder that those who possess more than five brain cells rarely bother engaging anymore? You stupid little cunt, Aitch. Fuck off out of it and take the Kike, shit-sniffing freak with you. Idiotic dickhead.
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    HDMI Ports

    No, of course not. I enjoy watching shadow puppets reenacting Bernard Manning routines via candlelight, whilst boring every cunt within listening distance about the good old days of three terrestrial television channels. You fucking luddite.
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    HDMI Ports

    You may still enjoy the opening bars of the Pearl and Dean theme as your black and white, absolutely fucking massive television takes an hour to turn on, but some of us have moved with the times, Aitch.
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    HDMI Ports

    I haven't spent £450 on a television to have fucking wires trailing all over the living room like it's some sort of Bangladeshi mechanic's garage. You may enjoy stumbling around pissed off your nut and tripping over things, but I certainly don't.
  22. Starve it of the attention it so desperately craves, the lonely old freak. And whilst we're at it, the same should be done for the shit-sniffing Jew. Anyone who wants this site to flourish and who thinks that these two are fucking killing it should block them both. Let them just swap their absolute bollocks between themselves without anyone else having to read it. I'm going to do it, it's up to anyone else whether they want to. All I'll say is that they're not going anywhere unless they both get sent to Coventry by everyone and not just a handful of people. If anyone genuinely enjoys their drivel then they can obviously continue to entertain it. But don't then moan when the site finally dies.
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    HDMI Ports

    Why don't they ever put these fucking things somewhere easy to access? I've lost count of the amount of times this Christmas I've been scrabbling around the back of the telly like some sort of queer cunt slipping on a heavily lubricated disco floor. With all the progress we've made with electronic technology over the last twenty years, you'd think some little Jap cunt would have had the genius idea to put these within easy reach instead of making them as difficult to find as a @Frank post that has made anyone laugh since 2016. Fuck off.
  24. Speaking of public money, it always amazes me the amount that chief execs in local government cream from the council tax paying residents of each LG area. Take my own erstwhile wanker. Despite seemingly doing absolutely fuck all other than making a cunt of himself on YouTube videos, as leader of a tin pot council in the middle of fucking nowhere, he takes home more than the Prime Minister. And that's without taking into account the travel expenses and 10k bungs for being chief presiding officer every time an election is held. One would have thought that in the spirit of Christmas he would have thrown Drew a few of his crumbs to keep the piss head wanker's ceremonial post of chief village wino from becoming redundant.
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