southerncunt

Calm down R-Soles. It’s just a website. Rattled, strange little man.

A little worried about the opinions of others, are we? Scat hoarding arsehat.

Interesting. Four eyed, cross eyed, and at least one eye firmly on the brown eye. Cunts.

They just did. Dogshit hoarding cock smoker.

Actually quite lucid and amusing compared to your usual standard.

I’m assuming this is a worldwide thing, and not contained to the footpaths of this fine land. Cunts on mobility scooters flying along the fucking footpath like they own the fucking thing, forcing any poor cunt to dive for cover as the pricks whizz past in a blur of burgundy and mothballs like something out of the Jetsons. Fucking sour faced, shitty with the world cunts. Most of them look like they could walk if they chose to as well. And don’t get me started on fat cunts on scooters, there should be a recognised hunting season for them, with no bag limits. Just to be sure, I don’t include people unfortunate enough to have genuine disabilities like cerebral palsy or such like. They may go in peace, I’m not a complete cunt.

I don’t know why cunts like to do this. I was working away today doing my own thing, when this other subcontractor turned up to work on a car and almost immediately started whistling away with absolutely no regard for tune, timing or volume. Pick a song for fucks sake. Not this bloke. Chirped away for a good half hour and didn’t hit the same note twice. I realise this is very much a minor issue, but it pissed down most of today and I was shitty to start with. Lol, fuck off, et al.

And the cunt hates dogs. What a shit bloke.

47. Weathered and fucked from the sun down here. Any vestiges of attractiveness slowly wore away over the last decade. When I grew a beard in my younger days, it had a fair bit in ginger in it. Now if I do it, it’s mostly grey. There’s a win I guess.

I look more like my avatar every day. I got on the piss over the weekend and when I rocked up to a job this morning, the manager said “Jesus, did you just fucking get up?” Yeah, getting older is great, and that’s just for the lucky ones.

Fucking hot.

It’s Will Keith on YouTube? Katana....

He still had moments of genuine humour and irreverence. Odd fucking unit though.

McGowan is not popular out east for his strongly isolationist policies. Who would want the job? Albanese is a cunt who has designs on taxing superannuation, and has proved largely ineffective in landing a blow on Morrison over recent events.

Have not heard hide nor hair of the fucking cunt mate. And we are better off for it.

Any young fella singling out my daughter for “special treatment” will be in line for some special treatment in return. I’m tipping he will regret his actions for as long as he is allowed to live, that’s all I’ll say.

It doesn’t stink. I can’t vouch for your wife’s snatch, however.

It has gotten a fair bit of airplay here, as you can imagine. All this bullshit must be getting close to jumping the shark. We have an ice cream here that has been around for as long as I can remember (I’m 47) called a Golden Gaytime, and some woke lefty poofter (or not, who fucking knows - it may be some millennial fucking wanker looking for offence) took umbrage with the name and called for it to be banned. The company told him in corporate speak to get fucked, saying they have “no plans to change the name”. About time someone stood up and said go and find something else to be bothered by. I hope this is the start of a bit of sensible pushback against this cancel culture bullshit. I wish I had so little to complain about in my life that I went looking for problems. Cunts.

I hate cunts who do this. When I was in England I found most people understood the unwritten rule, but over here there are heaps of cunts who don’t. Yes I’m aware you will highlight “heaps of cunts” and reference the entire country, which is why I didn’t write “heaps of cunts over here”.... There are heaps of cunts, however.

Was exercising the dog in an off lead park this morning, and in between trying to wear out a Staffy, and picking up her shit (before @Joker could get on a plane and come and steal it), I was distracted by a far away sibilant treble pitched screech. Eventually through the trees came an old bint, like a slower moving version of Bigfoot from the Patterson Gimlin reel, jabbering away to some other motor mouthed old bint with the phone turned up to 11 on speaker. I am not even remotely interested in your conversation. Indeed, I couldn’t fucking care less. Get some fucking headphones. The only thing I was impressed by was the phones ability to offend from 100 metres through trees. Technology has come a long way.

Proof read your own posts before you publish them will you? My dog could do better. Cunt.

Option 1. Opportunistic rooters. It’s not like the fucked in the pool. It’s unlikely it will happen again, and if it does, only leave light beer in the fridge.

Fuck that. Extraction, salt water gargle regular intervals during the day, don’t smoke to avoid dry socket, wait till clot vascularises, cobalt chrome partial and reline after 6 months. Happy days. It’s a posterior prosthetic with buccal clasps, almost invisible if done correctly.

Elvis has left the building.

@roadkill I think I contributed a little goading here and there, rather than a bit part victim?