southerncunt

I have idea or context of what you are referring to, but you are ineffably a fucking idiot.

I like a drink as much as the next bloke. 
 

As long as the next bloke isn’t ELC. 
 

Rambling pisswreck.

@and and @Penny Farthing in their various forms are pouring so much utterly pointless sludge down this river that the dredges can’t keep up. I realise that admin can’t wipe somebody just for being an ineffable fucking dickhead, but they surely must see that they add zero value, and indeed, are putting off posters who add value, whether it be a good point well argued, or something hilarious.

This site needs some weeding.

I’m here, but there is little to pique my interest most days.

A trifle abridged @Wolfie but some very basic content there. Not sure @Cuntybaws could tolerate the place, given his long standing views on shackle draggers, but we’re not all like that, obviously. I take my staffie to the off lead park every morning and most of the time end up speaking shit with a bloke from Orkney who moved out here, while my dog kicks the shit out of his golden retriever. If either of you ever find yourselves in my neck of the woods shoot me a pm. Not that it’s likely, but the offer is there.

Without the brief but welcome interjection of @Wolfie, this nom and every response on it has stolen precious seconds of my life. What a bunch of fucking idiots the lot of you. I log in only occasionally, and if this is the kind of inane drivel you lot are capable of, then I’ll make a habit of stretching it out more.

Fucks sake.

12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

An indigenous people to despise, strange marsupials to bugger, a big fucking rock - what's not to like?

Indeed!

15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You will be technically French when you arrive in Canada and as you say, ordinarily I would begin to view you with some level of disgust, but now I’m actually quite jealous.

You and @Decimus would get along quite alright here if you fancied it. Beer, wine and beaches?

5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

9+ years and still abysmal. Twat.

He’s actually gotten worse.

14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I like this view - I really distrust anybody who slots in in two different countries. It seems to me a huge number of Israeli's hold dual citizenship. As with that kid who was educated at the Jewish School in Stamford Hill but was killed serving in the IDF. Is that Zionism? Most of the illegal settlers are American citizens who are sponsored - they seem to me to be the poor relation Jews who have nothing to lose. It's also this peculiar Manifest Destiny idea so strong in the American West and British Empire "white supremacism". I had a very brief encounter with a young Jewish guy on the street at Waterloo. He requested directions without a please or an excuse me and then without a thanks just blanked me as if he was talking to an inferior, I realised as I saw his ungrateful back loping off he was Jewish. But what stunned me was his inutterable arrogant rudeness. That sort of attitude rapidly creates enemies and burns bridges which the cunt will soon find out, or probably already has and interpreted as Anti-Semitism. 

Your encounter is by no means unique. Sadly, most observant Jews are incredibly fucking rude and dismissive of anyone not of the same ilk. My wife is Jewish, ( albeit pretty fucking rubbish at it, she eats bacon and married an atheist) and even she says the same. This attitude when applied to geography as it has been in this case since 1948 is no surprise. 
Whilst I don’t support the actions of Hamas in this instance, the broader Palestinian population has a right to non interference and self determination, as does Israel. 
Fucking religion, eh?

15 hours ago, and said:

It's in France (hope that helps)🐸

Dickhead.

4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66920778

We've not only jumped the shark with this one, we - The Zeitgeist - appear to have done it in order to access the Doberman Pinscher and the Cockapoo.

Chris Packham needs to up his game when it comes to breaking the law for a noble cause.

Didn’t know @Zev was in the country. 

18 hours ago, Dick Fiddler said:

More middle class, paternal fantasy bollocks. If he did 'turn up' at your door you'd most likely have £ signs in your eyes.

Explain what he's done wrong you fucking idiot 

I see Gypps has explained the “why “ part adequately. 
 

You shit thick fuckwit.

13 hours ago, King Billy said:

Both guilty of nothing more than speaking the ‘wrong narrative’ to way too many followers. Welcome to the matrix.

Bullshit Billy.

The man is a diamond tipped cunt, and if he turned up at my place for my daughter, he’d see what the end of a shotgun looks like.

36 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Never mind this shit, it's time to put your cards on the table. 

In your opinion, who is the best poster this site has ever seen? 

I'll go first, for pure belly laughs and outright hilarity I'm going to say that for me I can't look any further than Cockfingers.

@nocti only rarely posts, but it’s invariably funny. Grumpycunt was a pisser back in the day.

Decs and Frank always make me click on the subject. 

25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My sorjouns into Varna away from my 5 star hotel has brought me into contact with the downside of British society, cunts dressed in football shirts mainly Newcastle, liverpool and Man city and fat cunts chomping on hamburgers and chips, waddling along failing to keep their feral little brats under control and girls who walk along with their conks permenantly stuck in their phones. But what alarms me is the amount of kids who are clearly in the obese category. It appears that the parents couldn't give a shit for the welfare of their kids and despite the all our best endeavors nowt seems to be happening 

Fat kids turn into fat cunts, and I hate fat cunts. If that is the new western norm, then stop the fucking ride. I’m getting off.

I don’t mind it. I’m angry about fat cunts on welfare too, I think that’s something we can all get behind.

The fact that it has got this much attention in the new woke world addresses the elephant in the room. 
 

Im all for it.

36 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Being a drunken idiot leaves me scope to lose the idiot moniker when sober. How does it feel to be an idiot whether you're drunk or sober Wolfie?

No, dickhead. Read your own comment again.

A sober drunken idiot is still an idiot. Except of course, one without an excuse.

Fucking idiot.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would always pick  Toyota Hi-Lux. I fucking loved the 80s model. Although I have a sentimental spot for Land Rover Defenders.

We have a saying here Eric. If you want to go bush, take a Land Rover. If you want to come back, take a Land Cruiser.

Hilux is truly impossible to kill, but I still like the old Rovers. Astonishing off road until they shit themselves one way or another. The Rangie is unique among older 4x4s by actually being decent to drive on the road. Plus the 3.5 V8 sounds almost as good as a Stag.

13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Just goes to show that even God botherers are selfish, corrupt cunts

God botherers are the biggest cunts of all.

On 29/07/2023 at 05:37, Jake The Muss said:

You fucking dunce, Southern makes one comment and it's more entertaining than everything you have ever posted put together...fuck me , even Panzyboy is more entertaining that your best effort.

You're total shit...poodle shit i might add.

Why thank you, Mr Morrison. 
 

Once were warriors is a phenomenal film, primarily because most of it could have been a doco. Uncle Bully’s reckoning and Nig stepping in with “Read it” is pretty much the best revenge I’ve seen in a movie.

24 minutes ago, Zev said:

You wouldn't bet your life on that, I'd love to see the result if you did, and were proved wrong. 

Solid 2 digit IQ. Stop posting and wasting everyones time, you dipshit.

8 minutes ago, Dick Fiddler said:

You're a meat feast special, with extra pepperoni, laying helpless while I'm about to metaphorically cum in your wide open, defenceless mouth.

Open wide....

You appear to be the Budweiser of the corner. Plentiful output but fucking awful. If you doxxed yourself you’d appear as a spotty 16 cocksucker with a thesaurus.

Get the fuck off my thread, shit for brains.

Just curious as to if anyone has ever doxxed themselves, either accidentally or through bragging about imaginary wealth?

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

The G-shock is one of the finest watches ever made. I have a Rolex Submariner and a Sea Dweller, and the very last place I would ever wear them is under fucking water. 

Concur Baws. My workday watch is G-shock and it is faultlessly accurate, light to wear and utterly dependable. 
Once I get home and switch off, I have a selection of mechanical watches that are far more attractive, COSC certified that I swap into. 
 

I don’t get them wet, either. Except the Oyster. It’s had 60 years to prepare.