Earl of Punkape

At one of my clubs we have a billiards room. Snooker is for peasants.

If there were some have decent black snooker players the BBC could bring back Pot Black...with the black players smoking joints... lol.

If you won a huge amount on the lottery you might get into Wentworth with all the new money twats who can’t get in anywhere else... lol.

We have no Jewish or Muslim people at my golf club.

Is she Jewish?

I’ll bet your neighbours avoid you like the plague but make wanker signs at you from a safe distance.... lol.

Dress as if you were visiting a country house but with flies undone.

What sort of video? Were you naked?

I wouldn’t be seen dead at Wentworth... Anton Du Beke is a member there as well as other “Show business” cunts.

I received a reply to a post from Frank which I cannot access. What’s going on?

Scotland is fabulous in the Borders and most other areas are fine with the exception of Glasgow and Dundee which are revolting and filled with alcoholic, drug addled, Neanderthal trolls gurning at all and sundry whilst hobbling around their decaying grey tenements and high rise shitheaps...

He probably lives with you in a bail hostel in Hastings.... lol.

Reported.

This is none of your business and your opinion is utterly superfluous.

What’s he done?

Emery was excellent. Jo Brand is a grossly fat unfunny munter. I would rather fuck a porcupine with AIDS and leprosy that Brand.

It might be fun to have women running in the Grand National instead of horses and each carrying a hoover and a mop... lol.

The race would have been over lengths earlier if a male jockey had been riding the winning horse... Get back to your hoovering....

They have totally lost the plot... They will turn on each other...Bolsheviks v Mensheviks and contract Covid AiIDs and Measles simultaneously... lol.

Lesbian wins Grand National on Strap-On the 9 year old gelding from Brighton...

It’s none of your business anyway. Fuck off back to your own insignificant little province.Your sort are cordially disliked at best, largely loathed and politically impotent is this country.Go home where you can all knee cap each whilst simultaneously blowing each other up..... lol.

We used to joke about peasant scum such as yourself at my public school. “Chips n beans in outside toilet feed the ferrets and bugger muther” lol. Fuck off serf.

Given limited access to Royal premises on a serf basis you would would be found orally pleasuring the corgis... lol.

Not now the funeral has been reduced to 30 only...

Mohamed Al-Fayed would have been pleased.