Earl of Punkape
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You'll have a Korma every time plus a aubergine bhaaji in the derrière.... lol. Fuck off.
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If you're making or ordering a curry it should be robust and very well spiced so it can be tasted and talked about memorably. Faggots will order a Korma or some insipid fruity vegetable curry they can smear on each other's bottoms later. Real people eat hot curries then splatter the toilet bowl with an eviscerated crow the next morning. lol. Fuck off.
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You're so working class.
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Fuck off.
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As a taxpayer you will have paid Saviles wages at the pinky BBC.. Try dealing with real problems instead of attacking the Catholic Church who are putting their house in order. The Catholic Church exists to help world poverty and to save morally bereft retards such as yourself from an eternity of damnation. Start by going to church next Sunday you thick cunt. lol. Fuck off.
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Fuck off.
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Herdwick lamb, Saltmarsh lamb, Bowland lamb you don't know what your missing you ignorant cunt of a Philistine. Your civil partner probably can't cook which is why you end up with a pool of grease in your plate.(no doubt used for gay orgies at a later date). Fuck off as well you thick venereal diseased ridden fuckwit. lol. Cretin.
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You depraved fucking wankstain. Fuck off.
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Good afternoon....... Fuck off, lol.
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The Catholic hierarchy has handled the paedo priest issue very badly but is putting its's house in order. Other organisations have had similar problems, the BBC, Children's Homes, teaching profession. The Catholic Church's job isn't about spreading AIDS but about getting to heaven and by using condoms you are committing a sin and you will go to Hell. If you want to avoid Hell follow the teachings of the Church and it's core principles.Eternity with Satan awaits many of the Cunts who post on here....save your soul whilst you can.... Lol.
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As a back door specialist can you accommodate an entire lamb up your jaxi ?
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You're idea of fun would be as the Commandant of an intergalactic concentration camp for gay aliens. You could then "fiddle" with them with impunity. lol. Fuck off.
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You would enjoy being fisted by a Klingon.... lol. fuck off.
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Fuck off you boring bellend. lol.
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I'm off to play golf at one of my exclusive clubs shortly. You wouldn't get into any of the clubs I'm a member of because you're a proletarian oik as well as being a braindead wanker. lol. Enjoy being henpecked in Tesco by your hag. lol. Fuck off.
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You stupid wanker. lol. Fuck off.
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Lower class underachiever with anal sepsis. lol.
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I'bet you get to shag a lot of blokes with moustaches in your line of work...... lol. Fuck off.
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He goes traipsing around Tesco with his "missus" like some sort of henpecked dung beetle. lol.
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Will you stuff your fish smelling Turkey from Tesco with chips at Christmas or will your rancid rent-boy help you ? lol. Fuck off.
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Did she have bacon all over her snatch ?
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Do you buy the fat for cooking your chips in at Tesco ? (5 gallons a week). Lol. Cretin.
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North Korea is run by an extraordinarily massive cunt and the whole fucking place should be strategically bombed and nuked. The poor fuckers who are left can then join S Korea and make flat screen Tv's. This does of course prevent the mad cunt in N Korea dropping a nuke on some other poor sods first. lol. Fuck off.
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Ape shops at Tesco. He advertised the fact on Cuntscorner Ape is a peasant. lol.
