White Cunt

He will get a good measure of “Saudi Lobbing” when the cunt doesn’t deliver. The Akbars don’t like to see their investment going down the shitter - it’s only a matter of time before a dog walker finds his loaf rolling down a bank.

Times must be tough or the prize too sweet to refuse. The great old Duke of York has revived the family tradition of selling out to the highest bidder. Andrew has a new job, lobbying for the leftie, eco-friendly, humanitarian pyjama desert boys, who are dangling in front of him an enormous carrot, the size of which would make our resident Gaylord Punky green with envy. Doing it under the current circumstances, makes him a despicable rotten super cunt, who shits in the face of human decency.

Keith was there first.

Soon, all super fat cunts will be referred to those, as the current technology is obsolete in their case. So watch your lardiness Eavens, or you will end up in one of those horspitals.

I was intrigued by the "Baby Bank" title - babies as collateral for loans on second-hand Subaru Impreza, maybe?

CT scanners usually used by zoos and vet for horses could help scan obese human patients

Makes them feel at home.

Just steer clear of the "Black Spanish".

No excuse to bitch if there is a working lift and it takes a little while to arrive, but the lazy dim fuckwits clearly can not compute it. I would suggest a high sheen treatment on the stairs.

And now they have sadly lost their appeal to those fuckers, Ratty

So instead of being productive in a local sewing circle or a radish-tweaking society, they go where the money is. I wouldn't expect anything else from a bunch of entitled, ex public sector tossers.

It’s how they grow the ranks. Pig fucking while under the influence is crucial to growing the party, but it looks like the main hog is in the slaughter house now.

He looks very Cola-Light these days, or could it just be cancer? No matter which one is responsible for the loss of the grey matter, it is becoming very apparent that he is clearly losing the plot.

It’s a high-risk enterprise to boat across the Channel in the wrong direction as a pack of eclectic brownies. There are rumours of Frogs’ trap-and-dump manoeuvres in the neighbouring countries.

Boner de douche! You fucking idiot.

Only when I tried my absolute best.

I am surprised you are still reading my posts and commenting on them. Just can’t resist, can you genius?

They are getting more and more chinks paying for the privilege, so hope the Frogs will squeeze them for the shit accordingly.

The Dutch must be seriously shitting bricks about Brexit. Served them right, the cheap, tight, selfish fucking lot. They can take their caravans and fuck off to Greece. No offence Gyps.

Great dish for cuff links and lucky charms.

Amsterdam a good place to get started.

I will bequeath the honour of being the shite master to your woodland self.

Was he selling wholesale tulips from the back of the lorry?

Since you have strapped him to a Zimmer frame with heavy duty duct tape there is no danger of that happening anymore.