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White Cunt

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  1. Less boring than Belgium but more fucking addicts,
  2. Have you considered moving closer to a more familiar environment where some fucking animals roam and shit freely, like for example Croydon or Rhyl? After doing the business you could wipe your piles’ hole with some second-hand crack foil or a discarded condom.
  3. Quite an achievement with an electric one.
  4. White Cunt

    this morning

    Just have a little chat with her, kind of what you have scribbled. I guarantee priority.
  5. White Cunt

    this morning

    Have you seen your GP recently? If not, you should make an urgent appointment - you’re completely losing the fucking plot.
  6. He should have dealt with it before the check in at Luton.
  7. For a true Parisian feel, you would have to make these places much grottier, filled with hyperactive dwarf lizards cruising around with micro coffee cups and anorexic housewives gagging for a shag.
  8. Was it before or after he had his cock surgically removed from a portable oven?
  9. Apparently the staff were paying suppliers with cash out of tills. That will be interesting to watch. Let them eat cake.
  10. The main attraction of the the festivities seem to be a long scar on the back the pig, so I was just thinking of joining the group and showing them my own - on the hairy inner thigh.
  11. The cunt's bootability depends on immigration status of his parents at the time of his birth. Being born in the UK, unlike the US, doesn't automatically provide citizenship. But granted, I suspect the cops have already looked at this option and there is nothing to gain. The average total cost of an inmate is nearer to 40 grand, but if you move the fucker to a top security clink, the cost may even double.
  12. After costing the taxpayers approximately forty grand per annum for full board and accommodation in the clink, this tosser will now be back at the dole office making a long list of benefit claims, cheers, thanks a lot. He should be deported by any means and never let back in. Can’t see this fucker as a valuable employee anywhere, except for the preaching hut.
  13. On top of it, we have a net trade deficit with EU countries (primarily Germany) to the tune of 24 billion pounds, which just like our EU budget contributions has been steadily growing. So our net position has been slowly getting worse for the last forty years. Of course, if nobody here and abroad wants to buy the stuff we produce, than we have to address it - it's our self-made problem. But expecting us to carry on with trade deficits and ever larger contributions without any rational adjustments is seriously fucked up. Brussels eat shit and keep your fucking Euro.
  14. The fat fuck didn't want to jeopardise his upcoming bloated tax-funded pension spree. Somebody should pull the plug on his benefits but no cunt in the vicinity is brave enough to do that. "Too sensitive politically"- would be the answer of every public tit groveller.
  15. We could drop him off in the waters close to Manhattan. If he doesn't freeze/drown on the spot, surely Trump can drop him off at Guantanamo Bay.
  16. To be taken to the cleaners by the Nigerian specialists, it helps to have a few pounds in a bank account.
  17. Where is God when you need him?
  18. Just don’t get too excited you filthy degenerate. Too late? Now here is the towel. Fuck off
  19. It’s not a matter of whether they deserve more money or not, but about forcing the management to up the pay. The company wants to pay the least and pocket the most, the worker wants to earn the most and work the least. Each side wants what’s best for itself. As for the promotion ladder, this industry is rather limited and so is the compensation in higher ranks too. Some people are really not very bright, but are at least prepared to get off their arses and do this kind of boring, tiring, repetitive work every day. If they feel they are getting fucked and can squeeze the company for more cash, without being laid off or forcing bankruptcy, why not? It’s not like the bosses running the show give a fuck about them.
  20. This technology should have been invented centuries ago. It would have spared us the pain of looking at portraits of posturing rich twats doing the St Vitus dance in public spaces.
  21. Yeah, yeah, go to sleep bonsai brain. McMay has just announced that austerity is over, so there will be plenty of new jobs, sweeping the cobwebs at the House of Commons and so on.Your future is safe.
  22. They do have a ton of assorted implants and piercings.
  23. Before bringing the stuff onto the market, Bright Krauts decided that Aspirin was bad for health, but heroin was all fine and dandy. Mind you, Yanks seem to offer the same medical advice these days, over hundred years on.
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