White Cunt

Do you do house calls?

Local Jehovah’s witnesses may be interested.

It would ring hollow in your tin-like, filthy wax riddled brain, had I told you what I do for a living.Judging by the morlock references and poky descriptions to sherry, arsed, pikey and wax digging, you resemble a Jim Royle caricature. What will you scratch out next for a nomination? Your local tip being shut after four AND on a bank holiday? Asda running out of cheap cider in hot weather? Being loud, pissed up, violent and eventually kicked off a plane with your mates on the way to Benidorm? Council harrassment for dodging local taxes? What an amoeba.

It’s high time for you to join a co-op.

Do you do it for a living? You make it sound like a skill, you revolting fucking animal.

She would have to scrape them off with a thin razor blade, to start with.

No lesbians here. Just some fat blokes with man-tits.

A lapsed alcoholic, more like.

My wife is not a cheap stilettoes-wearing tart. Any attempts at hobbling in this type of footwear would most likely end with a long-haul flight, down over twenty concrete steps and cushioned by hard tarmac. But as she has an excellent life insurance, I will get her a pair for Christmas.

Yes. I forgot that the winos claim housing benefits and then spend them on drugs and booze, rather than accommodation.

He goes around dressed as a priest, just because he is one. The pubs of my choice offer the same welcome to poofter, priests and other wonky perverts

We don't share alike establishments. The watering holes of my patronage, would immediately resort to the old "tar and feather the old poof" age old method, should this catholic, priest blowing tit step inside one of them.

Am I the only one here thinking: who carries with them their birth certificate? Or was it that the copper obtained one and planted it on the deado for whatever reason?

If only she had got a little bit closer, she would have just about reached the royal cock. To stoop so fucking low. The prime minister without the backbone, the court jester dancing cunt. It totally fucking ruined my weekend, Off to the boozer after work, to drown my sorrows. Fucking CUNT!

I suppose I could always change it to the Spanish Coypu, poofter-friendly version, if you like.

The hair are often streaky, piss yellow, scant leftovers with layers of grease and rancid tobacco waft. Nutria teeth are also sported by those wankers and so are disgusting hand claws.

How romantic...

The Borg will not be the end of old Patrick Stewart. It will be a miracle if the old codger completes the new series. For fuck sake, the man is 78 years old. He maybe confusing his own age with that of his 37 years junior totty. Talk about self denial and wishful thinking. Stupid old git.

May not be a bad idea. Just make sure it’s enforced outdoors, during heatwave, the tent is made out of pure polyester and the bitch is a heavy smoker.

It has been a shower of fucking super peado news. Have you read about the krauts family peado ring?

Very Rennie Mackintosh. Possibly a Scottish attire, designed to complete the modern kilt look.

Different media-different reports. But the last one I put my faith in is the fucking Beebs.

There may be a silver lining to it. What can be accomplished in full privacy of an isolated cell may be greater that any shower or dining experience in the public space. Imagination is key here.

PC Roberts has been sentenced to 16 years in the clink, for raping a baby and posting videos to other deviants, including his collaborator solicitor friend John Guess. After getting caught himself, Guess, a solicitor (what a shock), has pointed a finger at his best mate Roberts, leading to his arrest. The pair were planning to jointly abuse the children and then upload the videos for other cunts to view, as you do. Guess will be doing 26 years for his deeds. I hope this information will spread in the destination prisons and the two will receive appropriate welcome. Where is Sharia law when you really need it?

Has Mrs Decs a large collection of fines and multiple points on her licence? A multitude of bad experience with traffic cameras, cops and previous speeding fines, may be playing on her mind, resulting in this snail trailing. Or it could just be her mind going down the shitter and you have only just noticed. Oh dear. How is she dealing with roundabouts?