While the nomination is as per your usual, a pile of shit, I have to agree with this point. Wearing a pair of slashed jeans, makes anybody look misguided and repulsive. But make no mistake, a pair of elephants-crotched, shapeless, perhaps chrome-plated, polyester riddled or cheap cotton saggies, looks equally fucking low. I can envision your sad, gravity-compliant, smelly arse in a pair of House of Asda, double discount, dingy beige, marmite stained dugs. The current storms are due to your shuffling on your polyester, 1960s vintage carpet, you disgusting cunt.