White Cunt

As in quarantine, on his way out of Africa.

​Turnips in basil oil.

Almost as many "facts" as the bible. Without the crime bit though. Which makes it a very dry read indeed. Ironic when a book with so much speculation is sold as a purely scientific one.

There is this fad for jeans, which look like they have been under a harvester for several seasons at least. Drippy cellulite and saggy knees are poking through the slashes. Just a while ago, we had the Convict, now the Slash Master. What the fuck will be next?

Fucking hell. Another lot of epic extensions.

​God bless Scabies.

​More cunt volumes?

Fucking hell. It's like walking in concrete trying to read those fucking piles.

​Only in front of strangers.

Or give up the keys to the house.

​Or join your local Lebcon party.

​He will sooner find his way to The Hanging Gardens of Babylon or fucking Atlantis than the location of his cocktail sausage.

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​Not to pop this noble thought, things would have been better still if Keith's pop was impregnating holes in walls rather than the local wild life.

​With Brony on top.

Just taking me medicine..

​Hairy lesbians drive "retro" cars and ride old bikes.

​Hot lard? that would only block the veins. To fuck up brains you need fully hydrogenated oil. That's where my money is.

​Or diesel.

No worries there. Just keep your knife mitt away from the furniture or Mrs Deebom will slash your neck. Just saying.

Most pontoons never make it to Alzheimer's stage. They fall off their perches much earlier. Usually limb-by-limb in diabetes, or a selection of lard-related cancers and organ failures. One day this fucking island will sink under the weight of those cunts. Forget global warming. It's global fucking feeding. Cunts.

Fecal attraction

Why?

​Do you look like Freddy Krueger as a result?