White Cunt

They don't allow filthy, wild animals at the soup kitchen. He gets some old shit thrown out of a window, near which he loiters. If fuck all is coming, he resorts to bin-diving. It's his latest trend.

What IQ?

Please leave my in-laws out of it. Their fucking brains are lie-wired since conception. Cunts.

I have never seen David Dickinson without a shirt. He seems to have developed sepsis.

Perhaps visiting lecturers do all the porking.

Because apes are too advanced in evolution. It's like comparing a cockroach to a dog.

And rotted away.

Obese passengers could have caused plane crash By George Gordon, Daily Mail Last updated at 09:18 02 May 2003 Airlines in the US are being urged to raise their estimates of the weight of passengers after suggestions that a plane crashed because it was too heavily loaded. The commuter craft was carrying its full complement of 19 passengers when it corkscrewed into the ground shortly after take-off from Charlotte airport in North Carolina in January. Witnesses said the U.S. Airways plane, a Beech 1900D, seemed to struggle from the start. The plane turned into a fireball and many of the bodies were so badly burned that they were unrecognisable. Investigators have calculated that it would have been just 100lbs under its maximum take-off weight if they used Federal Aviation Administration guidelines of 13stone 3lbs per passenger. But they believe it may have been above its maximum weight because of the increasing problem of obesity in the U.S. The U.S. National Transportation Safety Board has now directed 15 small airlines to weigh passengers and their luggage before they board similar-sized planes. The FAA suggests raising the passenger weight estimate to 190lbs (13st 8lb) from May to October 31, and to 195lbs (13st 13lb) during the winter months when people wear more clothes. The change will not have a major effect on big jets, but operators of small planes say it could have a big impact because their planes are more weight-sensitive. 'We will either have to reduce cargo, carry fewer passengers or buy bigger planes,' said one operator. Earlier this year a survey in New York found that passengers weighed an average of 15st 6lb, including hand baggage. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-590144/Obese-passengers-caused-plane-crash.html#ixzz3OGOvKnxY Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

It's a fact - a plane in the US has crashed, because too many fat cunts got on it at the same time. It barely took off, then crashed. All dead. I suppose it could be a way to solving obesity issue.

His name is a supercunt, indeed. Good actor, though.

I think I got tad confused. Yes, Ranulph Fiennes is a cunt, Ralph Fiennes is not.

Not a treasure, but a good actor. Particularly good performances in Schindler's List and The Grand Budapest Hotel. So toff or not, he is actually earning his living. And does it well.

It will take another Hitler to get the fuckers packing in a hurry. Send a cunt to kill a cunt.

They all have to start somewhere. Accross the Pond would be preferable.

Just an illusion. Her feet are probably size twelve. If you look at a large tree from afar, it will look somewhat tiny.

I fear, you are hoping for the impossible. Only brute force will suffice. The outer cortex of fatties is completely abnormal. They can only process food signals by their reptile, inner brain. All higher functions like moderation, compassion and sharing are switched off.

I am sorry, but Keith is booked into a fertiliser plant, for processing. But I think his mother is still available.

This one is ready to go

He joined forces with Hugh Grant; they are getting 2 for the price of 1 in New York.

Nothing wrong with shooting, ProfB. It will get the message accross, I promise.

If my memory serves me right, the downfall of Eastern Island was it's population. I bet it was full of fat cunts, who ate all the food, then each other and when all the seafood moved away, just in case, the remaining ones pegged it too. This may be a preview of things to come to these shores, if we don't act in time.

Er..Er.. Finally, you scraped together an idea. As I see you that speak from experience, I shall take your advice on board, in regards to the easiest places to nick stuff. Just in case I get desperate and have to resort to that kind of "support". And you do carry on paying for food with credit cards - a very wise choice. I hear that Wonga have reduced their rates, so you should be OK.

Thank you ProfB. It was delightful.

Isle of Man is far enough. If they make, they will be awarded a three-legged trophy. If they try to escape and swim back, then they will most likely drown; or suffer a coronary - and drown

Fat cunts should be deported to labour camps, to be productive and lose all the lard. Those who refuse should be shot on the spot and turned into fertiliser.