Stubby Pecker

All in good time Frank

He's mentally I'll alright and receiving help but the quacks said any higher dosage would kill a rouge elephant.

Spot on dan, unfortunately we're a nation of at least 50% utter thickos and the evil cunts in the press know this and prey on the retarded, herd mentality of their sheep. It's how religion used to work before they invented the printing press

I think you might be in to something here alf....

Christ on a bike Gongers, I think you should invite them over and have an accident. Hiking across the live firing range in the Veluwe is a good shout

Fuck Freecycle, I'm pissing on them as I speak...

You're a disturbed individual, true, and can sense some compassion in you but fear you're too far gone for even a first chance. I won't be your whore Eduardo and the metaphorical brown babies you speak of could be some kind of weird and kinky scat game you and Francis play. No fucking way so get your hand off my knee.

I'll leave that to you Eduardo, I'm no match for your rapier wit. Finish the cunt....

That's not the worst I've called you over the years so you should take it on your double chin, pull your pants up and take your finger out of franks rancid arse. Did the pair of you become close in the cooler? If you acknowledge that this is making you look a proper tit end I'll let have the Lovejoy VHS box set back that you so kindly lent me, other wise they're on Freecycle ASAP

If the entire membership is you and a couple of your hand holding little mates then your correct, again. I couldn't give a knob of goats shit what a fictional cunt like you thinks but I do know most members want you gone, preferably dead. It was so much better without you. I know your little games and that you think you're oh so clever but I know you're thick as shit and probably live with your mum. Enjoy your fictional holiday and I'll look forward to reading all the hilarious abuse the wise men here send your way.

See my previous answer to your bone question

I'll keep you're bunk warm and leave you a little present for your next stay.

Agreed, total idiot. He should have shoved it up his arse and run faster, something he should be genetically predisposed to do. Spot on again top dog

"He was a lovely lad, victimised and murdered by the police" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40711340 Stupid wanker legged it from the cops, swallowed the drugs he was carrying and chocked to death. Made me chuckle but not his criminal community and his bludz who decided to lob brick at the police. Why can't these wankers be woodchipped for the good of the nation?

Other way round, frank likes to approach from the rear, much easier when the mutts already dead.

Yes, I can see my scathing wit has you on the ropes. Can you recommend some good quality tyres for the wife's MX5?

Dunno, ask your mrs.

Blame is a tricky game to play Eduardo as you'll soon find out. I'm sure you'll blame yourself when your mrs fires out a little brown one after your trip to the subcontinent. While you were being ripped off buying a knock off watch or some other tat the natives flog fat swarthy cunts like you, my "dad" was busy knocking her up with his leathery, cheese encrusted bellend. Don't sob too much-the little half breed cunt that you'll be forced to raise as your own might be able to make you a good, shit flavoured, curry.

Over to you Neil...

Great work scotty boy!

If you search the brilliant nomination in the open corner of top ten cunts to send through the industrial woodchipper I'm pretty sure he was my first pick

I am calm....

Hard luck minge, you won't get a response from Fwank for a while; the mutt has thawed

Hopefully the cunts will fuck off to ITV and I'll never see their ugly mugs again