Stubby Pecker

What, all 10 of them? You do realise if punkers goes the admin teams number of posts will go up when they're not as busy-careful what you wish for

Welcome back alf, it's getting worse here by the cunting day...

You seem to be a more than a little obsessed with young Tom? Of course watching his lithe wet torso exit the water is the reason you invested in that slow mo telly isn't it? Your sausaging and poofery knows no end. Im sure your next nom will you be frothing at the japs eye over the season of LGBT program's on the BBC....

You can say sorry all you like frank but the opinion of a giant pair of cartoon tits isn't going to make you a better person. Stop collecting yours and other peoples turds and using them as masturbatory aids would be a good start on your path to redemption.

Times a Lion bars length and girth by 10 and attach it to a patois speaking pimp who displays shocking brutality and that pretty much sums up punkers life. With it rammed up his arse, of course.

Home is where the heart is, as they say Francis, and your unfortunate "home" above the kebab shop with its greasy aroma and simmering undercurrent of violence is lonely and devoid of heart of any sense. This is because you're a vile cunt and everyone you've ever known has rejected you or are more likely dead, from suicide, or possibly cancer that leached from your base nastiness. Your crystal ball has a glitch; stubbington peckerwood is an orphan, the bastard son of Lympstone who possesses basic contempt and compassion in equal measure for my species. I fear your humanity went long ago thanks to tragic circumstances. Please don't bore us with them because most would probably laugh.

You're sinking into the bog from whence you came via the hole on franks keel, old boy. I suggest a legion of dribbling mongs and downs flids will haunt your dreams until you accept being led into battle against the real fucking enemy.

I agree, a lot more, maybe leave and make punkape a moderator and immerse yourself completely

And yours would be lamb tandoori served up by some lower caste curry muncher in a nappy who you'd verbally abused in the process. Don't worry you won't taste the dog shit.

Really??? You stupid fucking wanker....

He'll wish he was dead after the treatment he gets in the cooler; hour long lectures from rick and roops on leftist think tank symposiums followed by the relief on a buggering from punkape when he returns shortly

An explanation as to why he's allowed to get away with his bullshit when wise men here get coolered for the use of the word twat?

It's part of its false flag routine, rick using an alter ego (his or one of his witty cronies) to insult himself. It's the only conclusion I can draw for its continued presence, after all, gurt was fucked off straight away without warning. I await to be corrected on my theory

You are an utter disgrace, but not as much as a disgrace as the useless fucking mods of this site for allowing your vile, disgusting repeat bollocks to be churned out day after day and for inventing you in the first place. Hilarious comedians they are, indeed

Expect a knock on your lower intestine by something long and angry attached to your even angrier pimp, you utter fucking poof

As far as I know Leslie neilson wasn't a child killer, nonce or murderous gangster, so why the fuck are you mentioning him?

Frank, you need to shut up when I'm talking to you

We all know you love to be under canvas and get the pole up.... Which child molesting cunt of yesteryear that you just so happen to know all about* are you going to accuse me of idolising? *result of extensive googling and reviewing your scrapbooks

The British empire was built on such stiff upper lipped morning routines and look where that got "us" If you're reading this mon cunt I'm sure you're seething that all the foreign darkies don't shit like us good, god fearing Brits, you wankstain

A clean sweep: beyond holy grail... If he was snaking round the bend before detaching, you'd have had no back splash. This can be of real benefit if you get the polar opposite of the aforementioned clean sweep: a bit of help washing away the remnants with a consistency of sump oil, unless you've done a massive orange piss of course....

Goodbye you stupid wanker, you won't be missed. Have fun drinking gurts piss

I'm ashamed that I ever doubted you young bubba, good darts