Stubby Pecker

25 minutes ago, Sue R Pipe said:

It took you 3 days to type all that?

Really, really thick as shit.

I’m watching you closely Sewer breath. When you slip I’ll be all over you like spunk from your boyfriends cock. 

4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Stubby Pecker, all well and good, BUT I sincerely hope that someone will remember to remove the newts from his rectum beforehand. 

Newts are far too noble a creature to shove up one’s wrong ‘un, even for a screaming bender like Izzard. Shoving you cock up a goose however…

Disappointed you’re not dead

Fuck off 

4 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

Repeat bollocks from a swampy wannabe, Net Zero, animal fucking wrongun.

Chug some weedkiller you mindless wanker.

It’s clear from the idiotic rubbish you’ve posted, you’ve been here before under another guise.

More than likely banned for paedo references or worse.

Your contributions are humourless, infantile, and some of the least intelligent shite ever posted here. But congratulations, you’ve succeeded in attracting likes from the sites resident lepers, a dog shite collecting idiot and a half bind transvestite with a cock as girthy as 200 year old oak. You fucking mong 

4 hours ago, Lucy said:

If you're gonna have the audacity to attempt to cunt a fine, upstanding, pillar of the community, a person who has raised incredible amounts of money for charity, and been at the forefront in defending gender rights, at least have the courtesy to get their fuckin' name correct, before you completely destroy their career, it's Suzy Eddie Izzard.

Just sayin'...

I’ll give him credit for running all those marathons, fair play, and he was genuinely funny- about 20 fucking years ago mind. 

However, one only has to look at the silly cunt to work out what a pointless and ridiculous individual he’s become.

He still needs killing with fire, as do you you dog dirty obsessed creep

4 hours ago, Sue R Pipe said:

You're the spastic who typed it out.  Explain yourself.

You are a deeply sinister cunt and no mistake 

I bet your hard drives hotter than Satans ball bags

On 29/03/2023 at 18:54, Sue R Pipe said:

Oh calm down and converse with me my dusky friend.

How are you getting on this week? Been through many KFC family buckets? Gang rape anybody interesting in the toilets at McDonalds? Tell all, don't be shy you thick cunt.

You complete fucking idiot.

I certainly hope you’ve been banned by now. If admin had any fucking brains they’d get rid of a poisonous, pig shit thick cunt like you.

@Mrs Roops say it ain’t so?

7 hours ago, Lucy said:

Hardly matters @Wolfie, it'll be another erotic fantasy for you to wank over.

🧸

LOL

Genuinely, what is the matter with you?

Your brand of infantile, pointless fucking shite is killing is once great site. Far better men than you have left this place because of the state you and your ilk have dragged it down to. These better men have injected more humour in a solitary post than your constant diatribe of rubbish.

Kill yourself you filthy dog buggering retarded knob head

Yes, I’m sure this he/she/it has their own nomination but fuck off, if ever there was something who needs cunting…

I unfortunately caught the merest glimpse of this ghastly looking old crone on the telly this evening. Fuck me, this disgrace looks like a cross between Gloria Hunnford, Pat Butcher and the shitty stained back end of diarrhoea ridden camel. A pig in lipstick if ever there was one. How the fuck the BBC can justify putting such a hideous looking creature on tea time telly when children will be watching, Christ knows.

Those responsible and the foul beast itself, need running over with a JCB and the twitching remains set on fire.

Attenborough was at his best when showing us the wonders of the natural world when the world was a very big place. However, in this day and age when you can get to virtually any point on the planet within 48 hours, and the internet where every natural phenomenon has been documented and filmed a dozen times, his recent offerings have become irrelevant and samey.

If he’d have made a serious stand regarding the destruction of nature 30 fucking years ago then perhaps we wouldn’t be in the shitty state we are right now. Humans are a plague on the planet, intent on destroying the last patch of wild to the detriment of every living thing, including us. Influential people need to stand up and start saying it as it is.

6 minutes ago, Carl Sway said:

 

Reported for altering posts

Fuck off you hopeless 5 foot 1 idiot 

On 22/03/2023 at 23:34, King Billy said:

Hopefully the ferocious wildfire will happen first and then the terrible flood can put it out. Thank fuck we have a government who are selflessly looking out for the safety of  us all (just like they did with Covid). Imagine the mess we’d all be in if (god forbid) we had a government who wanted to lie to the mugs who voted for them about everything constantly, frighten the pants off the public, make all their buddies rich by giving them multi million pound contracts, allow millions of foreign rapists and murderers  to invade the country and live in four star hotels free of charge and then shout ‘racist!’ at anyone who dared to ask ‘Why?’ 
We should count our blessings, safe in the knowledge that could never happen in Britain.

It’s posts like this that keep me coming back to the corner. If one were to be sucked into the modern sensibilities championed by the BBC, it would be easy to think we should open our borders to the hordes. Just last week I posted something to a mate on Facebook of a picture of shamina Begum hosting match of the day. No sooner than I’d tried to inject a bit of humour as to a less controversial host, I was quickly accused to being a homophonic, misogynist, nazi by a number of poor offended souls. These cowardly cunts were happy to accuse me of everything short of child buggery without knowing a single thing about me, such is the pathetic state of our society. That’s why it’s great to post here.

As to your points regarding the billions of swarthy cunts swimming the channel, of course they want to come here. They’re not stupid. They’ve got smart phones so can see as soon as they get ashore it’s a 4 star hotel all the way and as many teenaged girls (as long as they’re white) they can ogle/drug/rape. Our government is fucking soft and in the pockets of big business who want cheap labour. There’s too many people in the country as it stands. Any government who had the balls to round up every cunt who’s come here illegally in a last 10 years and send them packing, never to return, would get the votes of the vast majority for years to come.

23 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He's a cheating fucking cunt 

I’d like to smash the teeth out of his stupid fucking grin with a house brick. I hope this summer Archer finishes what he started 4 years ago and cracks his sternum, the cheating fucking shitcunt. I see he was back as skipper in their last test against the curry munchers (the dullest of bore draws on a slow pitch flatter than an aircraft carrier). Fuck, I hate him 

On 23/03/2023 at 19:24, Carl Sway said:

Ooh look at me, I'm so hip and trendy! Twitter account? Fuck that!

I concur with uncle ape and skippy

kill yourself 

On 19/03/2023 at 15:44, PANZER MURPHY said:

Its a bit shameful tho to see all the wheelers n dealers on here talkin stocks n shares n buyin beemerz n pics o expensive handbags in merks n the kip dyin on its knees for want of a few bob..unless..y'all are onny lettin on about bein successful an havin loadza momey and  in reality y'all live in box rooms in yer ma n das house..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

And who would you be referring to?

Unless you can actually name specific wankers here who claim to be fucking minted, I’ll wager you’re harking back to years gone by when the place was populated by complete, albeit entertaining, fucking idiots.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

There you go @King Billy. Proof that Ratty was actually Norman Wisdom’s cock. I don’t tell lies.

Fuck, I can’t remember this shit at all. To be fair, I’ve been drinking heavily since around that time. 
I want more tales of Aunty Vi slingshoting foetus at low flying ME-109s. Come on ratty you useless sod 

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How many do you want and how soon?

Half a dozen should do

Asking for a friend 

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

And the only punter who could possibly tackle the job is coolered.

FREE PUNKAPE!

@The Beast Billy’s asked you very politely now on two separate threads. He may be a deranged Ulster man who thinks bill gates is a lizard preparing us for slavery, but he does have some weight around here. 
 

Do the right thing you miserable old cunt.

14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’ve spelled ‘love to’ wrong.

Have you currently got any lady boys on the books billy?

12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Fair enough. It happens to everyone eventually. Even Pen isn’t the man he used to be.

Good fucking god man. Knocking one out of an amphibian is one thing, but one shudders what kind of industrial equipment would be needed to take on pens below the knee dangler. I’m guessing one of those grab things on the back of a Travis Perkins lorry would be a good start.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Twitchers ‘n The Hood

Get Finch Or Die Tryin’

Menace To The Ornithological Society

New Jackdaw City

…. I can’t think of any more rap/birdwatching crossover films.

Fear of a blackbird planet

KRS-swan

Run-D.M. Seabird colony 

Boyz in the hooded crow

Jay-z

Drake

MC Hamerkop

House Martin of Pain

17 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

Indeed, a cheap alternative to a scaled up version of plan b:

Quality 

Chuck a bargain bucket in there and an ounce of crack, you’ll get dozens of the cunts.

Please say those spiky things rotate really fast

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’ve changed Stubbers since you’ve had that man bun. What’s gone wrong?

I’d like to think I’ve always been a massive cunt billy, but hours of getting unresponsive palmate’s and great cresteds towards the vinegar strokes, is taking its strain

On 14/03/2023 at 20:31, Eric Cuntman said:

I watched it on the BBC news channel. Mainly to see how they would report it. Predictably…

”A white woman has been jailed for falsely accusing Asian men of grooming!”

The exclamation mark is appropriate. They couldn’t wait to mention ethnicity. If she had been black or Asian, they would have described her as: “a woman”. 
 Utterly, beyond sickening. And she’s now given the libtards a precedent to accuse the millions of girls and women who are victims of these fucking savages of being liars and racists. The BBC and Guardian probably consider the 400+ Rotherham victims to be far right troublemakers.

Standby your doc martens Eric, the good old BBC have a 30 min documentary on this case, pointing out how her cruel lies have deeply hurt the south Asian community. This one false claim amongst the tens of thousands of true ones, is as clearer case of systemic racism as when Windsor Davies used to kick that Chaiwalah up the arse in Burma circa 1944

’You bloody pooftas!’

3 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I may have to prepare some defence around WC Towers, Eric. Man traps may be inadequate as the beasts are enormous. Any recommendations?

Any white women in the area should attract most. Failing that, fried chicken and a basketball.

19 minutes ago, nocti said:

The only funny bits have been the footage from Africa.

Paging Eric to the main forum….

Fuck me, if it wasn’t for pointless western handouts the African population would still be at a sustainable level. We’d be no worse off either- The only thing to come out of the Dark continent recently has been bush meat, Ebola and FGM

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Fuck football. The city of San Francisco, which like football, is for queers, are considering paying ‘Slavery Reparations’ to its ‘African American’ citizens. 
 The proposal includes every white household in the city being forced to contribute $600,000. Each black person would receive a lump sum of 5 million dollars, an annual income of 97 thousand dollars, and be allowed to buy a subsidised house for $1.

This isn’t a joke, this fucking shit is actually being considered. It’ll never happen, but the fact that it’s even being discussed is a fair indication that this species is totally fucked. The apes are in control and within a couple of decades white people will be virtually enslaved by them. Our language and speech is already under their control. So is written history and contemporary media. Only a matter of time before we’re forced to hand over property and personal income to support them.

Indeed. The rays of hope that were Covid killing them off in droves and AIDS making them extinct (some stupid cunts gave them all condoms and an equally stupid cunt invented a cure) were just false dawns. Mother Nature really needs to step up with something horrible which only kills your jerk chicken eating bruthas, or we’re all fucked. One that does for the slopes would also be useful