Stubby Pecker

17 minutes ago, Neil said:

I'm out in Italy at the moment and they fucking love the plastic,fraudulent nonce more than the Pope. Buono notte Sylvio 

The average wop loved old Sylvia. To a grease ball, they believed his promises of utopia time and again even when they failed to materialize, the thick cunts. I guess controlling the papers and TV helped a bit. Most Italian blokes probably respected the dirty old cunt for bunga bunga fucking anything with a pulse, and of course filling his government with hotties. 

On 10/06/2023 at 12:31, Eric Cuntman said:

How long do you think it would take you to finger the entire Middle East?

DC claims to have been knuckle deep in some VIP clunge but I bet the dirty old cunt would jump at the chance to go camel fisting in the land of tge sand people 

20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65841666

And you wonder why the frogs are so fucking eager to get them across the channel. Hopefully this sand hopping vermin will get a fucking good kicking off of a few gendarmes. 

On the Shamima Begum thread, I suggested we don't want these ISIS cunt back in our county for this very reason. "I'm sure the hand wringing of the lefties will start when she wonders into a primary school and starts stabbing the reception kids" or something along those lines. And fuck me, its come to pass in a horrible and, as a parent, genuinely upsetting way.

How does one tell if their interpretation of Islam is one of peace and kindness, or a hate filled ideology of death to all infidels including babies in pushchairs? The answer is, you can't. The only logical way is complete segregation from this religion in order to keep everyone safe. Nuking the Middle East would be a good start.    

On 06/06/2023 at 00:25, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m no fan of Jack Leach particularly, but cracking his vertebrae weeks before the big push is a poor show. I read today that Moeen Ali, who has a dreadful record against Australia, is seriously being considered as a replacement. Is the cupboard really that bare? Say it ain’t so @Stubby Pecker  @camberwell gypsy.

It'll be Mo, or more likely another pace bowler to come in for the injured Leach. I'm a big fan of Mo and I hope our quickies can get into the Aussies before comes on. If thats the case I've got no problem with them have a good swipe at his gentle offies, as they'll more than likely miss it or it'll go straight up the air. If Stokes really is fucked it would be nice to get Wood into the team to really stick it up the cunts with pure pace. To be fair, I'd feel more confident with him opening the batting rather that the flat footed wafter Crawley. 

Watching the WTC final, I'm hoping for a few broken fingers or arms (or in Warner and Smiths case, skulls), and looking at the state of the oval wicket and how many of the curry wallahs coped nasty blows, my dreams might come true.

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I try to say goodbye and I choke, try to walk away and I stumble…

On 31/05/2023 at 22:14, PANZER MURPHY said:

Anyway..back to reality..we note that Belfast...the bastion..nay the citadel of unionizm..holds now 17 seats compared to shinner n sdlp 27 seats..it gets worse bally....Lisburn...Antrim..Newtownabbey..east Derry..all unionist heartlands have filthy taig shinner councillors taking up seats..norn irons forever changed bally..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Please don't butt into this pointless argument panz. Let the the pair of cunts destroy themselves. I'm going for an ulcer for Roops and possible brain haemorrhage for Ulster Bill 

On 31/05/2023 at 08:58, Cunty BigBollox said:

This is a real cunt for all those with a mortgage but fortunately I've worked hard and I don't have one. Just saying.

Drew your pissed up wanker, if you'd spent a mere 6 months of your life off the grog, you'd have no doubt saved enough cash to buy your wretched bungalow off South Norfolk District Council 10 times over. However, you'd have to have gotten off your lazy arse to cut the grass and actually paid for some indoor renovations rather than having some poor cunts come in every couple of years to remove the piss and vomit stained décor you call home. 

1 hour ago, Shitpipe Sid said:

That ship has undoubtably sailed Stubby. Word on the street in Hackney is that his colon went viral long before the TikTok shit did.

Thanks Sid 

I’ve been watching your progress and I like the cut of your jib young man. Don’t fuck it up

On 25/05/2023 at 06:52, Mrs Roops said:

Whoa, circle jerk alert...

Try developing the sense of humour you daft bat. Surely hanging out with Eddie and listening to his bullshit, you need a little light relief 

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

You're being far too generous with your appraisal here, Ed. These days he's more of a Bill Stickers tribute act, with smatterings of Punkape's silver fish knife phase. A damning verdict, I'm sure you'd agree.

If he doesn't buck his ideas up soon I'm going to wring his fucking neck.

 

The greasy Greek stickman has been very quiet of late. No doubt glued to the screen monitoring events in Portugal, selection of fake passports in hand and ready to burn down his shabby bedsit and scarper at a moments notice.

I’ve just discovered this cunt on the news and it’s fair to say his pranking days are over. I’ve much respect for the people he did film on his prattish adventures for not strangling the silly little sambo cunt and his camera man and thus finding themselves in deep shit. It’s only a matter of time before a disgruntled victim catches up with him or he get locked up for proper. I’m sure his fellow inmates will take turns tearing him a new arsehole, both literally and metaphorically 

40 minutes ago, Snowy said:

Im fully convinced your role is to have dissenting views because your supposed to be the devils advocate.

I could call myself a Liberal flower hugging hippie and youd argue about the plastics bags polluting the atmosphere to one up my views that align with you .

Then you dragged billy into this bullshit ,at least we share a common thing we try to be funny.

You wiki using over used cunt,no offense.

Go on Snowy, fucking finish her…

On 22/05/2023 at 23:13, Dyslexic cnut said:

First the slo-mo jizz slurping mongrel and now this? Stay out of the sun, Francis you berserk cunt.

This classic was clearly penned ex CC regular and nutcase 'evansabove. He was mental, prone to shit flinging meltdowns and fucking hated frank more than all of us put together, which is obviously a lot. 

On 16/05/2023 at 15:56, Last Cunt Standing said:

In yet more proof that the Arseholes are in charge of bloody everything these days, the latest squad sheet issued by those idiots at the Exceptionally Cuntish Brigade is truly a sight to behold. We first have the news that Ben Foakes, the best keeper in England and possibly number one gloveman in the world the past 18 months, has been dropped not just from the team but the entire squad. Zak Crawley, who as early contributors note can barely find the crease much less the boundary, is assured of his place for another summer, in no way the result of taking Key’s old locker at Kent and whose father is Fatboy’s regular golf chum.

Taking the gloves is the returning Jonny Bairstow, whose batting career has flourished since he gave up the dual role of wicketkeeper batsman, after all who wouldn’t want the YJB of 2017 rather than 2022? Archer is out with his elbow just for a change, but hope springs eternal that he might rise like Lazarus come the winter, when we all know he needs a metaphorical bolt through the forehead. Jimmy, rather than being preserved in aspic, gets the chance to pull his groin properly just in time for the Ashes by slamming down some seaming fizzers against the fucking Micks (no offence, @PANZER MURPHY). Leach, still dining out on his 2019 forward defensive, gets another go to see if he can spin the ball more than about four-fifths of a degree, and the less said about Dan fucking Lawrence the better. 

Rob Key wants the fucking blunt end of a stump forced roughly up his urethra for coming up with this shit, the drawling laconic Cunt. In entirely unrelated events I’ve had to put with Nathan Lyon all over my telly tonight saying the Aussies can win 5-0 and that these latest changes show England’s  selection policy is “uncertain”. I nearly choked on my Tim Tam, the cheeky Cunt. 

@Stubby Pecker, what say you?

Well summed up.

Foakes must be fucking fuming but I can see why they've left him out. If Crawleys dropped, like anyone with a basic understanding of cricket would suggest happens, then one of Pope, Root, Brook, YJB or Stokes will have to open, and I can't see any of them queuing up for this one. I can honestly see Crawley making a huge score against the pop gun paddy attack thus cementing his place in the side for the whole ashes where he'll average about 12.3. There's a possibility Stokes will open as he's got a solid technique and it might stop him batting like a total cunt, trying to smack everything for 6. I still think we'll win but its worrying many of our batsman haven't hit a red ball since or last outing against the kiwis yet it seems all the counties are happy to give the entire Aussie squad as much warm up games as they want.

17 hours ago, Decimus said:

Nothing substantial yet, but the filth have managed to dredge up a few interesting clues.

is it;

1) Franks wig that detached itself from his liver spotted bonce during an all man skinny dipping season?

2) Part of Mings great hairy biff floating to the surface after a long needed disposal attempt

3) One of Frank holiday snaps from the Algarve region of Portugal circa 2007?

On 11/05/2023 at 18:11, Wolfie said:

@The Beast I can't find the comment I was looking for, but I'm in agreement with @Eric Cuntman re changing the 'Cunts Corner' bank statement description... it's a little embarrassing.

Just think – if The Sunday Times ever did a job on this shithole like it did on DSMO, the wankers would describe here as "...an abuse website which inflicted suffering on its hundreds of victims. Owner and proprietor, real name Edward Bundy, a former NHS employee from Essex, who operated an underground website which facilitated the exchange of abusive data using the domain name 'C***s C****r', posted under the moniker 'The Beast'... bla bla"; I think you'll agree it doesn't look good. Just think of the ignominious consequences, especially as senationalist journalists would completely choose to ignore your life's many positive points, chiefly among them – like others – being able to let rip with a free, and often ruthless, opinion.

Exactly why I’ll never donate to this site in the current way. However, if proper wants to PM me his address, I’ll sling him 50 quid cash which of course he’ll guarantee will be spent on site upkeep and not on a piss up

On 08/05/2023 at 15:04, Decimus said:

I don't like paying taxes either, or the thought of you breathing. But that doesn't mean I'm going to beat you to death with your own cum-stiffened dachshund whilst simultaneosly doing a Jimmy Carr.

Fucking autistic cretin.

Lol!

On 07/05/2023 at 08:10, Neil said:

Indeed, She could hold my erect pork sword and i'm pretty sure it wouldn't be 10 minutes before I'd lob salty ropes across her bows.

If only Barbara Cartland was around today. What romantic inspiration she'd get from Norfolk's finest romantic/serial rapist... 

Tidy Flaps on this one

On 07/05/2023 at 03:19, PANZER MURPHY said:

Silence serf...here's a small flag to wave and a slogan to chant..brexit..somthin somthin..sovereignty...lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Idiot

2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You follow the Stonewall agenda….

Very worrying and perverse.  
 

Expect a knock on the door Mungbean….

“Very worrying and perverse”

as would be your documented advocacy for sex with the under 16s?

You’re on thin ice again beast lover