Neil

Now that I've averted my gaze from her 'arris,what the fuck is the little bald cunt bottom right doing there?.must be the £4 car wash guy.

Hold on,I put a picture up and THATS what you notice?.Come on man,you'd fucking smash that arse out of site wouldn't you?

Just what did this 'respectable' waitress expect or indeed want from her nights shift?.Dressed like that I expect she was after a new car or holiday and i reckon she probably would have got it.If not if she would like to contact me direct I'll see what I can raise.

Yeah,like they can afford to be choosy.Tell some poor fucker that he can't have an operation because lack of funds and then ask him if he wants the op from funds raised by pig shit thick rich as fuck business men popping their corks over big titted prozzies and see what his reaction would be.Go to Pompeii and see the fresco menus of whores peddling their wares and see that its been a business for fucking years and will be in the future.If I won the lottery do you not think that I'd be paying the bustiest,dirtiest big arsed tarts to do their worst on my pasty,wrinkled little frame?,yeah fucking right!

I'm a lifer,no chance of release.

I know,my missus cost me 37 years!

I wonder how many of the birds that work there are pissed off now that the chance to earn a few quid has gone?.A service was required and indeed supplied so who gives a fuck?

It's a thumbs up from me

I'd like to give her an answer she understands

Oh THAT cunt,lets hope his arsehole has finally prolapsed and that hes slowly bleeding to death and his final performance will be him doing an impression of a squashed blood orange when dropping his kecks and allowing anyone to drop kick the fucking poofter square in the ringpiece..........me first!

Bosanquet?, Kray? Varney? D Hunter?

Selfies

Nigel Havers has got fuck all on me

It was good thanks,come to think of it maybe it was the sting from my piss when I cleaned her up

She looks like she's just wiped the spunk out of her eyes.

Id 'socially influence' her,right up the arse,and then post it on Youtube

It looks like it'd fucking eat you afterwards. It' not even a double bagger

Brings a tear to the eye

Fuck me!, even I wouldn't fucking go near it

Do they need anyone to point the girls in the right direction?,I'll be up north that week if any of the vagitarians need to sample real meat

This cunt stick has rattled on for fucking years about so called racism and now has shot himself in the cock for his latest TV speech."ooh I feel uncomfortable about being in the same room as them,If this was at my club they'd be out the door".He was referring to poofs not blacks but just imagine Johnny boy if it was the other way round.Now fuck off into oblivion with your mate Ron Atkinson.When Jeff Astle died only WBA held a minutes silence and wore black armbands but when Cyril Regis croaks it the shit scared FA(Barry Bennell is their Jimmy Saville if you didn't know)they instruct every stadium to hold a tribute and wear armbands,hypocritical PC black and white cunts. Chris Hughtons a cunt

Touch up!,I'd make straight for the 'wide reciever' and then the 'tight end'

No other haircut says 'nonce' like it

They could get that big titted Kelly Brook and Dame Vera to open it and call it the Brookl..........oh just fuck off! I'l get my manteau

It's definitely got hair on it but I think that's blood not lipstick.