Neil

Runny shit trust

Never ever met a healthy looking vegan.Spotty,pale drawn,Ill looking fuckers.Throw a rasher in the pan you weird cunts

Did she have pink eye before she met him?

For fucks sake!...can we have a warning before photos like this are posted?,I thought someone had been tampering with my monitor settings and now my contrast,saturation and hues are all fucked....cunts

Hardly a large amount of cash Mongumental and not really waved in their faces but thanks anyway for your advice and concern,let me know your address and i'll forward a cheque so you can have a drink on her....may I suggest a bleach and paraquat cocktail?

*exterminated

.......and my right bollock

You lucky cunt,that means you've had your inheritance,mine has just suffered a hit!

My 86 year old mother has just spent 6 days in a Bournemouth hospital and upon admission declined the offer of a secure locker for her handbag,having to also sign a disclaimer if not taking up the offer.Lo and behold on discharge she discovered that the 120 quid that was in her purse was not fucking there,fucking theiving dirty cock suckers. Amazing that returning from a loo visit just before being discharged she found the curtain pulled around her empty bed...fucking fucking cunts

Oh go on,please publish something libellous,how fucking funny would it be to tune in to the news and hear old George Allegaya(or whatever the cunts name is) say sternly into camera "Good evening,here is the news.....Today a court found a website called Cunts Corner guilty of printing vile and abusive posts about gays and blacks.A regular contributer that we can only refer to as P A was found guilty of spouting sexual references on a daily basis pertaining to depraved acts involving anal activities.....and now the weather"

It gets worse,I only booked the italy trip because Mrs N wanted to see Greenday and they were playing in Milan the same night!.........and they were shit

Any cunt that carries an unlicensed gun deserves to be shot,there is no excuse for having a gun in your possession,none whatsoever.The cunt is dead and he fucking wont be missed by anyone other than his cunt of family,perhaps they would like to inherit his firearm? Good riddance you scummy cunt

If the police set out to kill him and he was all of the aforementioned then that is EXACTLY what we need in this country,other dodgy cunts be aware especially tanned ones

I'm sure I've got a few spare 'spacker on board' stickers in the shed,there's a few punters on here that could make use of them. Soppy cunts

Had a ticket for them at the o2 a few years back and then booked a holiday in Italy forgetting when it was,what a cunt!,regretted it ever since

TUNE!.....but not as good as finding my way

Blows the fucking cobwebs away

Far too many poofs on telly full stop,let alone adorning our soaps at 7pm in the evenings.PC cunts

Are you Marty Feldman?

If you didn't think that this country is fucked then the news that this fucking shit hole is this year's choice leaves no doubt.If they gave England an enema the Hull would get the needle

I defy anyone to listen to the Bowie album and immediately not want to join Parfitt,Reynolds,Fisher et al Utter utter shit,the cunt died when he killed Ziggy

I knew a bloke who played bass with them for a bit.....a shrinking violet he wasn't

I didn't say I listened to them,I was commenting that I would fuck them all in a heartbeat,if any of them tried opening their mouths to sing they'd have got a cock in it.If they decided to incestually lez up then all the fucking better

In the words of Kirsty McColl(sort of) You scumbag, you maggotYou cheap lousy faggotHappy Christmas you arseI pray God it's your last