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Neil

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  1. I'd rather go fucking gay than go anywhere near that botoxed fucking dog.
  2. I'd crawl over hot coals to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her,the dirty fucking slag
  3. On topic........If any of us fucked up our jobs as much as these cunts we'd all be unemployed,the whole fucking brexit thing has been handled so fucking badly since the calling of a referendum to this current 'what the fuck to do now' scenario.Truth is no cunt knows what or how to do it,as long as us the taxpayer can fund every little wrong turn and fuck up it will carry on until apathy wins out. As long as we live in a society that will take time to vote in a TV game show but cant be fucked to vote in a general election,we're fucking doomed.Bring on the fucking revolution Rain man was a cunt
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    Fireworks

    I can't believe it but the backward cunts around here are still going! Utter cunts
  5. Boils my piss when these fucking four legged shit machines get treated better than humans, fuck 'em Scooby doo was a cunt
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    POPPY NAZIS

    Even the cookie monster wore one on the fucking shite that is the One Show,every cunt on the telly is wearing a pristine poppy,flat and creaseless,so obviously pinned to them pre show by some facist paedo loving bbc producer.I just would like someone to stand up and say "bollocks,I'm not wearing one ,stick your appearance fee up your arse".cunts
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    The average American

    They're gonna inject me with Parkinson's,apparently i'll shake it off in no time Shakin' Stevens is a cunt
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    The average American

    This thread is by far the most tedious shit I've ever read on here.Eric and Roadkill ,get a room you couple of gay cunts.I'm off for a post op wank,cue a pan full off ribena coloured spunk. Fuck off
  9. I think that's the problem,it's like trying to get 150 mph out of a 1 litre diesel ,it just can't cope with the turnaround.
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    The average American

    I know I'm still feeling groggy from the op but have I logged on to womans weekly problem page? Get a grip you cunts My nans died.
  11. I think it must have been a flag they shoved up my arse,I swear I can still hear it flapping!
  12. Psa has gone up steadily from 6.4 to the latest 10.3,I've had 2 precious biopsies both negative but they wanted to do a third to make sure,out for a couple of hours and feel like shit 2 day's later but if these biopsies come back negative then I'm not having any more blood tests,there are loads of doctors who don't go with psa levels and I'll go with them in future.
  13. Just had the 30 point one done,my fucking ringpiece feels like ive been fucked by a 6ft 7" basket ball palyer with a thermos flask for a cock.How the fuck people like punkape allow anyone to insert a cock up their arse is beyond me.Cancer is a cunt and quite literally a real pain in the 'arris
  14. Spunkape loves it,She has her very own butt plug waiting for him and no danger of her nails scratching his ringpiece...a match made in heaven ps i wonder what she stole from that saudi market?
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    Victor Barrio

    Medium rare with peppercorn sauce mmmmmm
  16. Neil

    Chumlee

    I predict the life span of a mayfly at best
  17. But if they cut down all the trees how will they get to work? *Love Thy Neighbour circa 1974
  18. 12.5% service charge too,It actually said in small letters at the bottom of the receipt "90% of this charge goes into a scheme that the staff have full control of,any monies left over are used to cover the admin charges we incur involving the distribution of funds.PS All our staff are paid at least the minimum national wage",cheeky fucking cunts
  19. Thank fuck they havn't developed scratch and sniff tv
  20. Spending the weekend in London,suffered this act of begging in every fucking eatery I've been in.I have no hesitation in getting them to remove it from my bill and leaving them fuck all,you're no different from the scummy 'ex-army' wanker asking me for spare change outside the tube station and the end result is the same,you're getting diddly fucking squat you cunt.
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