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Neil

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  1. Watch With Motherfucker with Robert De Niro
  2. Katie Price looks for antiques in her loft...Gash In The Attic Christopher Reeve plays poker......Wheeler Dealers Michael Barrymore's water party.....Only Pools And Corpses Phillip Schofied .......Saturday Night Take-it up the arse. Rosie Jones becomes a maid in a Manor house.....Downs Syndrome Abbey Tom Daley drops his kecks.......The Orifice
  3. Buck yourself up Wolfie, this is the sort of music in the background when Frank visits his ladyboy massage parlour.
  4. Out here in Italy they don't really cater for a quick getaway,luckily the old Nonnas can't move too fast.
  5. Brilliant idea, see how far the cunts get on their own
  6. Caught deep mid-bucket Run Out the closet De-stumped
  7. What a fucking shock, a failed male now going to wreak havoc among the Sheila's. Wonder if he'll be out LBW, Labia Before Wicket?.......your turn Gyps
  8. Did you mean 'Pissed On Heads'?
  9. Positano is about as Italian as my left bollock and that's been in a jar at N&N for the last 15 years,it probably tastes the same as a so called Domino's pizza at that.
  10. The Amalfi coast? Package holiday,football shirt wearing,brown sauce demanding English cunt
  11. Wild Boar Ragu tonight all washed down with a nice Chianti,Caio fuck face
  12. Frank, I'm in Italy and the weather is fucking awful, Mrs N is driving me fucking nuts and I'm stuck indoors having to talk to her instead of lying on my sunbed getting tanned. Can you remind me again how you disposed of Ming, this cunt is doing my nut in.
  13. I see it's now been upgraded to 'sexual assault'. FFS. When will this fucked up shit end?. The bird involved could end it all right away if she wasn't a man hating ,dyke rug muncher but I've no doubt she's been pressurised to 'seeing it through' to the predictable end. Fuck off!
  14. She's been charged but plans to a-peel
  15. Give him a break, the phone reception on one of those boats in the channel is fucking hopeless
  16. KFC, I hate McDonalds
  17. He's on the passenger list.......yeah chinny rec
  18. Tell him 100k and ill fill the Rascal with the horrible little bitch
  19. 'Spains Victory Hijacked By Attention Seeking Man' Jesus H fucking christ. Some geezer kissed one of the Spanish players and this is the headline in the paper, femenazi's are on the attack. What about all the attention seeking women flooding our fucking sports, rugby,cricket and footy is fucked now because of all the fucking screeching. Fuck em all
  20. Is it safe to start watching telly and putting the sports radio stations back on yet?
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