Neil

Is it safe to start watching telly and putting the sports radio stations back on yet?

Depends if it was in the 1st period

Gracias Spagna per favore Signoritas

Yes, we're cunts. I'm off back to Italy next week and I really don't want to come back if the cunts win. Even more reason is the fucking shit fucking weather we get in this grey,invaded shit hole. I'd rather be a miserable old cunt sweltering in 40 degree heat than being as miserable as the cold,grey,wet shitpit we call home. Ciao.adios and buon notte

Beard trimmers?

"Everyone's Talking About 1966" screams the Beeb headlines this morning, why? It has fuck all to do with what's going on down under. It was mens football,highest quality football available at the time. I reckon those still alive from that team would beat this load of 'over hyped' cuntesses. On your knees chaps,you're either gonna have to pray for the Spanish or get pegged for eternity if things don't go our way. Mankind is at stake.

From rags to witches

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than watch any of that over-hyped bollox. Fuck them all with the rough end of a pineapple.

Viva Espana!...PLEASE PLEASE beat our lot,I'm fucking telling you chaps,life will not be worth living.

Another one missed by Operation Yewtree

FUCK!!!!!!

No I fucking won't ,I know that as a man if these cunts win the fucking thing my life will be a misery. Damehoods handed out by the dozen,we've done something the men can't do yaddah fucking yaddah. COME ON AUSTRALIA YER FUCKIN' FLAMING GALAH'S

I'm not sure if I could get it up for some of 'em,they're beyond conversion. I can honestly say I haven't seen any of it but I'm lead to believe that some if the Swedes looked like they could suck a golf ball up through a straw. Up the Aussies!

Back on topic......

90 more fucking minutes to endure, come on Aussies do your fucking bit will ya

They've got a free cremation service going on at present, didn't he suspect anything when you didn't buy him a return ticket?

Still funnier than Harry Hill or Stuart Lee......oh and Tom the baldy suited posh poof cunt who's name I can't remember

You don't know how near the truth you are. She had a rant about some bloke that got on the bus and sat behind her and proceeded to unwrap a carton of curry. She ranted about how the smell was fucking horrible and then was shocked when she turned around, " And he wasn't even black!" She remarked. Good 'ol girl.

Thanks for cheering me up,just what I needed today,thanks

My soon to be 92 year old mum has just had her purse nicked for the 2nd time whilst shopping in Romford,black cunts both times.All on Cctv but very difficult to tell the cunts apart. An old lady in a wheelchair with her equally old husband were a victim in the same shop. Utter cunts all of 'em

*HEADLINE Oxford Street hit by huge oil slick

Oy Vey, not sure how much longer I can go without a bacon sarnie.

Praying that the fucking Lionesses fuck up in the next 2 games otherwise we're fucked. I cannot begin to imagine the caterwalling and bullshit that will come our way if a load of shit footballers beat another load of shit footballers. PLEASE someone beat them or it'll be carnage. You have been warned!

Fucking outrageous! How come the Women's final is on live and they never show the men's netball? Cunts.

Treble 12,treble 8,treble 12