Neil

I wonder if they'd lezz up for a cinzano & lemonade each?

Oh and load a dishwasher properly(according to Mrs N)

Apart from being able to use a double ended dildo and squirt out a fucking chavvie please fucking tell me what a woman can do that is equal to anything a man can do?,Until then shut the fuck up whining and fucking accept you CANNOT be fucking equal.It's a mans world,fucking deal with it!

fat fingers is a fucking curse when looking on your phone,I'd like to say that if i've ever visited your profile on here its a mistake because I really couldn't give a cunt

These cunts even have their own section in Waterstones store guide boards in their shops,I'd personally direct to them to the basement so they havn't got much further to go when their time is up

is it Licking girls butts total quality?

It says she's taking A levels in health care and drama........so yes,a thick cunt,another one whos only hope is to learn how to suck cock to get on in life

I actually meant cycle lanes so that makes him a double cunt

and Boris for his fucking useless bus lanes,there are so many routes that have been fucked up by Trumps bastard child what fucking chance do the cabbies have?,London is for cunts

I dont read papers just wipe my arse with them

You Cunt!...I dont read the Sun

I'm afraid I dont have a concrete answer for you,Why dont you try taking them swimming with you?

I've always wondered why these bulbs hum,apparently its because they don't know the words Just fuck off!

I think he's probably taken too many poundings in the ring

Don't blame the boxers as much as I do the promoters,that cunt Eddie Hearn is a bigger cunt than his dad,believe me that is not an easy thing to be. Frank Warren was another arsehole,shame Terry Marsh wasn't as good a shot as he was a boxer

I booked an electrician once and he turned up 30 minutes after he should have,I said "wire you insulate?" Fuck off

Of course they don't talk,they know you can't speak somalian

I knew him when he was a little boy,seems like only yesterday....they blow up so quickly these days

Pah!.6 tonne?,fucking lightweight

The moral dilemma,you saved a few quid but your soul paid a deposit to the devil

The cunt is the real life Lord Charles puppet that used to be fisted by Ray Allen.So fucking henpecked by his cunt of a wife its not true.A pair of cunts indeed

a lot better than some of the other shit they show,made me chuckle

I dont necessarily blame Uber,its the government/politicians that need a kick up the arse to stop this practice that in the long run costs us a whole lot more than the few quid people save getting from A to B

we should boycott the cunts and drive them out of business

I have black cab driving friends who's livelihood is under threat by these non tax paying foreign cunts that employ any fucker that is desperate enough to work for £3.50 per hour because they can claim off the government for their feckless family.Anyone that uses a uber cab deserves to be raped,robbed or both. Fuck off