Neil

Not sure if there's a word cunty enough to describe these fucking cunts but I hope the inmates of whichever prison takes them exact the mother of all revenge shitstorms on their despicable arses.Cunting fucking cuntsticks.

Helen Keller pick up a cheese grater,she reckoned that it was the most violent book she'd ever read

She'd be wearing a pearl necklace given half a chance

As this is repeat bollocks.........I'd fuck it!

You've just given Punkers a stiffy,he's off for a quick hand shandy on the strength of it

Yeah,what he said

I knew a bloke that committed suicide by jumping in front of a steam train............he was chuffed to bits

One didn't die, he's in a korma

in the dark,bag on the head,pissed............no,I still dont think I could.............could I?

Has she just ridden that bike face first into a brick wall?

People that moan about the cost of living probably A. have a 55" plus size tv B.smoke 30 a day C.feed 2 dogs,an iguana and a parrot D.down copius amounts of alcohol E.have takeaways 7 days a week Depends on what you class as not being able to afford really

£29,990 overpriced

This is the 'Mayfair' end of town,you ought to see the shit part

You'd fucking love it,I suggest a weekend trip and a visit to the local,you'll all get on fine

Why?....leave the scummy cunts to their own devices,save a fucking fortune in benefit payments and any survivors could end up in France,win,win

I am not a number,I am a free man

'eavensabove

Not if you can afford it

I know someone who did that.............it was a lovely funeral

I wish you'd take the last train to clarksville

She'd look pretty pasty when I'd finished with her...........and she'd have had her meat allowance

Runny shit trust

Never ever met a healthy looking vegan.Spotty,pale drawn,Ill looking fuckers.Throw a rasher in the pan you weird cunts

Did she have pink eye before she met him?