Neil

You could help the fucking stink and stop exhaling your spunk tinged breath over everybody.I thought the king had advisors telling him if he has halitosis?

Judging by your inability to post things just once I think you could well sign up and soon become 'Top Dog',unrivalled in being the biggest cunt on there..."I Decimus,ruler of all cuntdom"

I bet he cant wait to get a pummelling in the ring

Fuck that!,it stinks enough from this far away now

I can't manage the feat Bill because of an inflexible spine but what is it like to be able to suck your own dick?

Hull?...city of culture?,fuck me Captain Mainwaring,we're doomed

Did she write 'Just like a real penis,only smaller'?

I wish I could review your cremation...."A great time had by all" Fuck off

The only cunt on here that would be interested in this nom is Punkape,he loves a story about choppers

and something to suck on

The That would explain things

I'm sure you and your friends on the sunshine bus get a hard on when you see the pwitty bang bangs but you can get fucked and burn your own face off with my blessing.fireworks are for the under 5's and spasticated fuckwit knob heads

Manky without legs?surely not?...unless he employs a saudi pickpocket to help him get to work like this bloke

The spunk stained carpet between Spunkers bed and his karsy

Eating in public should be outlawed full stop.Its only ever fat cunts who cant wait till their next meal anyway,breakfast,dinner and then tea is enough but the lard arses cant wait to fill their fat fucking chavvy faces anytime of day. I actually saw some fat bitch eating chinese out of a foil container with a plastic spoon at 10.15 in the morning,I think she was on her way to KFC but didn't want to run the risk of starvation on the journey.Tax any cunt who has a waist over 34",either financially or by sowing their fucking fat chops together.CCTV in supermarkets should be used to catch the cunts who can't even wait to get to their cars before delving deep into their carrier bags to snuffle up a bag of crisps or a fucking pork pie,then put their photos up in a hall of shame.Cunts

You've got to admit it though,he hasn't aged one bit

There was I thinking 'christ,Spunkers has made a reply that didn't include any references to bum sex' and then you go and spoil it by entering the lower colon......something you have a BA honours degree in from the arse bothering university of gaychester. L O fucking L

The cunts up here open up in a metal lorry container in some flat roof pub car park,they then advertise from the 6th November for 'new years' celebrations.Fuck off,just fuck off.I would love to drill a hole in the the top of one of these portable bombs and drop in a match and destroy them and the shithole estate that they reside in,cunts

I'm sure I saw some Indian interviewed and she had a miniature poppy tatooed in the middle of her forehead,very patriotic I thought

It's next fucking week you noisy cunts,get a fucking life,hope you burn your own fucking house down

What the bloke who invented train sets?

I guess thats just the way it is

You're not a resident of Norfolk anymore then?.Had you not noticed the fucking shit pit that opened up at Sweet Briar?.When it opened the queue of sad fuckers eager to get their hands on a cardboard Tv unit clogged the fucking ring road up for miles,it was like a row of worker ants from there to McDonalds full of chavvy kids and fat fuck Kyle-ites from Lakenham

If that is the conclusion you came to in witnessing this rather innocent scene then may I be so bold to suggest that it is you and not them that should be nommed as a fucking spastic shit cunt that was raised by peados who ran a care home for the rejected offspring who resulted from a friday night fumble behind the bins of Tredegar Rugby Club by two mentally fucking retarded taff cuntsticks? Yakky fucking dah

My mate wants to be one of these cunts.......I'm dreading it MikeD was a cunt