cuntspotter

So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast.

it's working for me.

I'm not disappointed with her bread and butter pudding.

Quite so.

yowza, yowza, yowza ........... Bro.

Poof!

I shall be there again, but I will be wearing a false moustache........ As a precautionary measure.

Natch! Thick wooly grey socks.

Is that standard beachwear?

Wear a kaftan ..... I do.

Put the bottle down , Frank.

Here we are then.... These thick, vain , attention seeking cunts are wearing jeans so tight that they are injuring themselves when they kneel or bend over. I imagine that the males do a lot of bending over whereas the females over eat if they have three bean sprouts. Fuck them... And their ruptures.o

Dear God.

Can I help?

Oh...... I don't know about that.

A womb.

I already have.... It cleared my sinuses a treat!

soapstone? Fuckin' ell.

Turps?....... The basis of an excellent fruit punch.

Excellent Smithers!

Actually, he was smearing shit everywhere ...AND pissing everywhere AND he's a dwarf. Fucking asking for it if you ask me.

I have their respect....... Courtesy of a gun, chair and a whip.

Bmws..... For kids.

My dogs would eat me if they had half a fucking chance..... Bastard things!

My left .... Or yours?