cuntspotter

My misled daughters travelled to Manchester yesterday to see Fleetwood Mac. The concert was cancelled as was the previous one. Clearly the rigours of touring and churning out embroidered lounge music is too much for the glitterati of the easy listening genre. I can't think why, it's not like they have to " rock out". Serves my daughters right, it has cost a small fortune. I had previously pointed out that Fleetwood Mac died when God started talking to Peer Green.

It's true that some thick skinned fuckers make a career out of this ........

Anyone got any monster munch?

Early morning jogging in the snow, cold showers and rough towellings seem to be the order of the day here.

Let's ask her.

I'd rather bite my own toenails than watch this juvenile bullshit.

It works for me.

The fuckers sent me back!

Just keep telling him he has body odour.

The Catwoman hated fat people

I'm sorry, I was lazily mixing my mafia metaphors. But I suspect that the Russian connection are pussycats compared to the Asian gambling cartels that are allegedly pulling FIFA's strings. Perhaps poor, hard done by Jack Warner should be fucking bricking it. The unprincipled, stupid, greedy old cunt.

I'll have another scotch ...... Don't worry about it!

Five million in Monopoly money bunged to the Irish FA .... Jack Warner saying his life is in danger and he has an avalanche of shite on FIFA . Well, I suppose that's the basis of his settlement with the FBI sorted. We may well find that the Russian Mafia control on football in this country is only the tip of the fucking iceberg. We could start a dead pool. I wonder who will be the first to sleep with the fishes?

It's fucking vile.

I know I do.

Jazz hands and spirit fingers ..... Cunts!

Anal Blockage...... That's a good name for a band.

Root and green leaf vegetables plus plenty of high roughage content brown bread are the remedy. Along with regular exercise and six glasses of water a day.

Bastards, bastards, you're all bastards!

Oy Vay!

FIFA. Bankrolled by the Arabs, run by cunts. Personally I hope they all go down the shitter together then we can fill the TV programme schedules with more worthy programming ...like sheepdog trialling and that sort of thing.

I like Serena ... She's a substantial woman!

I know I do.

I once stood in on double bass for the evening in a little club in Sevilla. I did it for a large brandy.

Poofs!