cuntspotter

No.

You are clearly overwrought.

Rustle a few tenners and watch their eyes light up!

I’m only surprised that others might be surprised.

Ah, I see!

Or is it a double full stop?

An 80 yr old woman in the Black Country got a ragging off two dogs that killed her yesterday. Some chap is now in custody. They’ll be muscle dogs of indeterminate breed. Why is this still going on?

Didn’t they build that on Jack the hats nose?

Have we got gangsters..... Gangstas..... here as well? Ooh, how exciting!!

He’s not an admin plant as well...is he?

Don’t do it Billy...think of the kids.

I had mine from 82 til 87 when it was well and truly written off by a Euclid in Llanwern.steelworks. After that the head gasket was the least of my troubles.... I needed uri geller not a fucking mechanic.

Doesn’t it say she is a ref in the women’s game? I only have a passing interest in men’s football and zero interest in women’s sport of any type.... except maybe beach volleyball or topless wrestling...Not for reasons of misogyny but because of the tedium.

fucking hell... not another irony bypass?

Not on mine

I suppose you want to claim your five pounds as well?

In my garden...the place is alive with the varmints

We are “care in the community”

the dolomite sprint was absolute fucking quality

Cats drive these Fuckers wild.

Strimmers and other high revving machines are my favourites.

Eric... I don’t know how you arrived at all that...Harold is a recent blow in from fuck knows where...my steady the buffs remark was wry humour aimed at the intensity of your “spastic” remark to him. Don’t read too much into these things.

To quote: Used as a phrase advising or warning that calmness and good order should be maintained. The Buffs (note the capitalization) refers to the 3rd Regiment of Foot in the British Army, later renamed the Royal East Kent regiment until it was amalgated with other regiments after the Second World War (the current successor regiment being the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment). Before the late 19th century introduction of khaki uniforms British infantry famously wore red jackets. To tell different regiments apart they had different coloured facings - that is to say the inner lining visible when parts of the jacket like the sleeves where folded over. The 3rd Regiment of Foot nickname came from their buff coloured (a pale yellow) facings. This name was officially recognised and popularised during the period when regiments were named after their colonel. There were two Colonel Howard's Regiments so one was called the Buff Howards and the other the Green Howards. The phrase itself originated in the 1858 when the adjutant of the Buffs was administrating a parade of his regiment under the gaze of a rival regiment, the 21st Fusiliers. Not wanting to be embarrassed by an indisciplined parade he shouted out 'steady the Buffs!' to get his men into order. It became a common phrase in the British Army and was popularised by Kipling "I can't believe it! My girlfriend has just left me, I've been fired from work and my dog has dog. My life has gone down the drain. I don't know what to do" "Steady the Buffs! I lost my leg to a lion in Tanganyika but you don't see me blubbing like a nancy boy. "Sorry, I was being a trifle self-indulgent for a bit there"

Someone, somewhere had a dream!

steady the buffs, Eric.