Eddie

Does anyone from the southeast join the army at a non officer rank?

I was in stir with Tommy robinson, put him straight on a few issues, the left wing cunt.

Yet to see a hero Ollyboro

I was shamefully shamed into silence.

Absolute hero's and well hard, or brain washed dopey northerners and jocks who will sit in a water logged trench for weeks on end, shitting in a bag for 12k per year.

Been away snatch. Behind the curve. Is bill still top dog?

Ed balls, what a cunt. He has already slipped up as a politician. I really hope he ' breaks a leg'

Let's hope the trump vote is a similar vote as brexit, no one really admitting to it but in the privacy of the booth a definite. Trump to win !

Original, what next, do you hate queuing for your dole money? Idiot.

I have seen it with my own eyes quince, I will never do an all inclusive again, feral kids running around unsupervised whilst parents get smashed in the bar from 10am until 2am. Bad ink on display that would put fatty's skin art to shame and beer guts of mammoth proportions, the men aren't much better.

Thanks for the advice, but fuck off cunt.

No I don't. The general public are cunts.

Punk, I take it you've only ever slept with 1 woman, I bet even Ape has topped that.

Have you witnessed the skillfully constructed jenga like food mountains, at feeding time on a all inclusive holiday. Skill and gluttony at its best.

I'm on my way, Lewisham hill, all be gone by midnight

I fucking hate you lot.

Help me out a little Do you work in the car part industry or toilets r us?

I've been stalked from Dorset to Crayford Bill. Ape's heads in a spin, and he has a hard on for fatty, Aston or no Aston, was the pool picture faked in an elaborate moon landing like conspiracy. The net is closing in, I think it's the end for me.

Lol, easy as shooting fish in a barrel. I will leave you to tonight's work.

All you need to know Ape is I am far, far more wealthy than your pea brain could possibly imagine, and so is fats.

Ha ha you've got to try harder than that ape, this is the most important thing in your entire sad existence, something to finally get your teeth into. Why don't you go home, log on in your Box room/study, and give the on line maps a good going over?

I know, I can see you out of the window, I don't mind but stop wanking please.

He is giving me the creeps Frank, I have sent the staff home early and notified site security. If we see a bloke with glasses 2 inches thick, a patch over one lense to make his lazy eye work, wearing trousers that can only be purchased in the back of the daily mail Sunday supplement, come shuffling on the estate he's as good as pepper sprayed.

This is my point, why does it bother you. I could be the owner of a business or I could sweep the floor. The house in Dorset could be as fake as franks boat, the villa could be a caravan with a flat tyre, the Aston borrowed from a customer, what difference does it make to you?

Here we go again, I can picture you now, spam sandwiches and a flask in your pull along shopping cart. Off to crayford to walk around the industrial estates looking for the car part company, why does it bother you so much?, is there that little going on in your own life that you really, genuinely care?