Eddie

the Tory party 'friend to hard working families' have now been knocked back with their plan to cut working tax credits. The duped hardworking families who voted Tory can now breath a sigh of relief due to the house of Lords. If you vote for a bunch of self serving millionaires you deserve all you 'dont' receive.

bond lost its way, after the success of the jason bourne trilogy , bond returned to his original calling as a government backed assassin. The new films are not bad at all.

her old fanny will have a thicker crust than her pies

that's virtually necrophilia.

give it a generation or two

Chilcot, waste of money and time. Blair, brown and blunkett, all members of friends of israel, backed by a majority of labour MP'S mostly members of the friends of israel voting with 80% of Tory MP'S who are also members of friends of Israel, on israeli WMD propaganda supplied by mossad. Where do I send my invoice ? if we had corbyn at the helm instead of blair , corbyn being one of the openly critical MP'S of israel, we and the world would be in this mess.

The Blair cunt is trying to do a pre-chilcot spin. When Chilcot is published it will be interesting to see if it mentions of Friends of Israel. The lobby group that got the Tories/labour to vote for the invasion. Also will be looking for the fraudulent WMD intelligence that came from the Israelis to be mentioned.

Shit breath blair has admitted to mistakes in the run up to the Iraq war. However thinks Iraq is a better place now than when Saddam held power. Dismantling of Saddam's government plunged Iraq into chaos, resulting in the rise of al Qaeda and ISIS. Tens of thousands of Iraqis, more than 4,000 U.S. troops and 179 British service members were killed. The man is a grade 'A' nuclear cunt.

he gets lonley when his home help fucks off. Still not long now and the meals on wheels van will be calling.

if you snuck out an hour earlier your arse hole would not now resemble a chewed orange.

totally agree frank, couple of pints in a shit hole pub in aldgate, curry down brick lane then a good night in with the gobby cow, perfect.

jaffa ?

Patsy palmer AKA bianca Jackson, hairy red legs does it for me.

An lying old cunt once told a tale of his extreme bravery during ww2. He was aboard a battle ship and as a punishment he was send over the side of the ship on a rope swing to paint the side of the ship. During this process he spotted a torpedo travelling towards the ship. He managed to swing himself on the rope just as the torpedo was about to strike the boat and kick it away. Cunt. Ps he was also the first white man to walk across the Sahara desert unaided, and was the first person to have penicillin. Cunt.

dont judge us all by the goings on of neil...

poof , k cider 8.4% , drink of champions

explain this then, pulled Paris HIlton, woke up with zsa zsa gabor.

News Flash Benjamin Netanyahu is a lying no good cunt. Thanks judge , rest of us must have missed that fact.

looks like judge has done a 'kelly maloney'

sounds like a keeper !

more of a george best , drunk himself to death when the football finished.

Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you £200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 50p?

blimey proper , have you been on the stella all afternoon ?

Best tell him under no circumstance should he play with petrol and matches, or warn him off the dangers of mixing sugar and weedkiller. He probably attends the same special school as Franks kid, i understand he has issues and could not pass the 11 +.

My dreadlocks are coming on nicely although not as long or unwashed as judge's , having a bit of trouble with my pronunciation, please see below for a helpful guide. In Rastafarian, you do not pronounce “h” in English words. So “thanks” becomes “tanks”, “three” becomes “tree”, etc.Similarly, Rastafarians do not pronounce “th” in English words. So, “the” become “di”, “them” becomes “dem”, and “that” becomes “dat”. Example : dat judge em a butty bwoy.