Eddie

done the 'back door shuffle' myself last night, and see another of our group getting into a taxi. Its a wide spread practice but you must switch your phone off.

we won the ashes?, someone should have mentioned it...

Sword swallowers

you miserable cunt, why can't you be like the other gays and be happy and bubbly.

I intend to live forever, or die trying...

if you can't decipher that yourself please seek legal advice, you must be entitled to a carer...

I did think it was a poor attempt at humour, Do you ever think what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

a whiter shade of pale was shit

guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that do the damage, let them keep their guns just ban bullets, problem solved.

Since 1952, Germany has paid $89 billion in reparations, and the Germans are increasing their payments this year. Not that many ww2 Nazis still breathing , but payments are increasing year on year. Not a far leap to make to see UK plc will be paying up.

camerons just gave Jamaica 300 millon for road building , just saying

probably , i will check my knickers

oh no what a come back, I'm reeling, read your own posts and bore yourself to death.

and joggers deserve to be run over , join a fucking gym and free the pavements from sweaty sanctimonious cunts...

that's fucking old for a northener !

going by that rant it is obvious that the only item in your plastic bag is glue

Are you having a go at the retailers who are forced to charge a minimum of 5p per bag or the government who has forced the issue ? The retailers now have additional costs as They must record for the whole reporting year: 1. The number of bags supplied 2. The gross and net proceeds of the charge, any VAT in the gross proceeds, 3.What was done with the proceeds from the charge. 4. Getting expert advice administering donations to good causes. Supermakets dont want to charge, it's more cost than profit , the government don't profit, charities are the only winner, and of course the environment. Whats not to like ?

LOL, indeed

its kyles bouncers that are incompetent, the physical altercations are the real crowd pleaser, the yanks are just better at appearing to try and separate whilst allowing a few punches to connect.

Hard luck there LS, keying a car should be punishable by castration. However in my youth I did like to visit a kebab shop late at night that was opposite a rather nice Aston Martin garage. I used to amble around the shinny cars reading the spec and price in the window whilst eating the large greasy pile of minced arseholes. On completion I would drunkenly wipe the greasy paper all over the cars as a protest to the super rich and to satisfy my jealousy. Cuntish thing to do, but I can thoroughly recommend it.

i dont like bin men, shifty skinny runts running up the street and leaving your bin where ever they like, whilst the fat cunt driver stops in strategic points to cause maximum traffic jams. Smelly wankers.

you and your imagination, shame its always busy with winkles...

judge you're wanted

this decision would have been made by a white self loathing cunt Who by their own nonsense cause hate towards the groups that they wrongly believe would be offended. Utter utter cunts.

Blew his money on gambling, stole money from his first wife to gamble away, then was cheating on her. Good research I suppose for his modern day freak show pile of shit tv nonsense.