Eddie

Ukip rule , nigel is a full member of my golf club, although a bit of a knob his policies are spot on

Ape is great , I'm a big fan , light the fuse and let him go , only the judge is superior in my humble opinion

And drives a skoda !

Supervisor ?

I also work in engineering, however I said that they are good cars but the stigma that goes with ownership is not worth it. Not cheap anymore so why not buy the equivalent vw passat , it saves a lot of uncomfortable conversations

If you ask anyone what car they drive and the reply is a skoda, the conversation does not end there. You will be subject to 20 minutes of drivel on the merits of skoda ownership , really it means you are lower management

Well said fatty , your opinion is beyond reproach, indeed they are all massive cunts

Move to rochdale and become a minicab driver , no white knights there to get in your way

Good for you ape, but you know everyone will be talking about your new car around the water cooler , best opt for the passat

Yes I realise they have come a long way , yes I realise that it's a vw in a different badge and yes I realise they are a good car , but only a massive cunt would buy one

Next time borrow the punkape mobile and run the cunt over

Karl marx bell end

Oil price down = jocks economic outlook shit , all your eggs in one basket

You vile homo, vandalism is a serious concern in the garden of England

Blame her , but she done ok in the leaders debate

Absolutely planning on crashing the plane, and the kids home angle is just a clever marketing strategy, they wont be joining the trip. I am looking for a rather tall building in Iraq / Syria , allah akbar

Frank is requesting a petition to reinstate his good self, is it a ban for life like when the ' s' fell off my speedos in the shallow end of the David Lloyd pool during half term? , or a temporary ban like Julian clary suffered after the fisting remark ?

I am pitching an idea on dragons den, looking at opening a travel agents in Rochdale , we will be offering site seeing tours of the Turkish / syrian border , first coach leaves the town hall next Saturday 8am sharp and will be shared by the kids from the local care home who have decided to join us.

Can you set the sky box to record 'The drop'

Day time tv is designed for unemployed alcoholics, a school boy error is to expect a change of schedule for bank holiday's. As I rule of thumb the tv should be switched off between 8am and 6pm to avoid grubby individuals property developing and audiences booing brain dead youth regarding dna results.

I personally love easter , 4 day weekend unless you work in a shop, if you do, tough shit, you should have tried harder at school.

Guy Richie the cockney wannabe is a bigger fraudster than bernie maddoff on stock take day. Guy models himself on the artful dodger on steroids, he even bought a 'boozer' , shockingly not in the east end but in Mayfair. Below is a pic of guy on his wedding day.

Hiding in the guest forum shadows , behaving like unwanted revellers at a party, hanging about outside making out they don't really want to come in. Take your 4 pack and 10 Marlborough lights and fuck off

Keith , your saggy nappy would not even make it into the top 10 reasons that you can't land a job.