Eddie

Something to do with his initials

In these days of health and safety where you require a risk assessment and method statement to take a shit I find it amazing that a pilot can be left alone behind a door that is reinforced to prevent unauthorised access. What if the pilot has a heart attack or passes out for some reason. Never mind if he is depressed the mad cunt , maybe the elf and safety brigade should look at travelling at 30, 000 feet at 500mph instead of the toaster in our office kitchen, which was removed.

​Two women suicide bombers shopping for a new dress, one says to other "does my bomb look big in this" ,

I wonder if Keith ever gets in to conversations regarding his purchases in the 'specialty' shop ?

Horrible horrible selfish cunt

The only celeb without a personal number plate

The king of these cunts Darryl Lyons was a short arsed aussie toss pot with dyed hair. He had a operation to achieve a six pack. Any other fatties fancy the ripped look ?

His son does run hustler porn mag , no relevance, just worth a mention.

I was looking forward to sir Trevor meets the mafia, political influence, murder, scams and alike should be fascinating. However sir Trevor managed to even turn this into a dull 1 hour snooze fest. I remember sir Trevor interviewing yanks on death row , I bet after 1 hour with Sir Trevor the inmates were begging to be strapped down. How this fucker gets these jobs is a mystery to me, fuck off now Trevor and give someone else a chance, you ain't been amusing since you was on tiswas

Dyslexic cunt that I am , still made a shit nom slightly more amusing

This group of overweight knights of the road are a bothersome lot. The foreign lot on occasion causing horrific accidents from lack of sleep and a doctored tachograph, to the english offering killing laddies of the night. My biggest cause of concern however is being stuck behind one drugged up johnny foreigner straight from spain in one go, whom is travelling at 0.5mph fasting than the other cunt he is overtaking causing a mass tailback. These cunts should be kept in the slow lane only and hung if caught wandering.

At least old Afzal was behaving like a Tory I could recognise and not a watered down version like the cunt in charge , call me dave

Tory candidate Afzal Amin hatched a scheme to persuade the English Defence League to announce an inflammatory march against a new £18million ‘mega-mosque’. But the plan was that the demonstration would never actually go ahead. And when the fake rally was called off, Afzal, intended to take credit for defusing the situation – winning over voters, and police, in the marginal seat of Dudley North. All I want to know is the whereabouts of Piers Fletcher Dervish

Is that you at the front ?

I do like a funeral procession crowd, other highlights have been the Queen mum , the krays, jimmy savile and the best of all princess Diana. If you want to join these cunts remember to arrive the day before with a fold out chair, a union jack flag on a stick and a flask.

Hundreds of Cunts that have turned up to line the street in Leicester on a Sunday afternoon to witness a 500 year old , french bag of bones trundle past . Some are filming the box of bits on their iPhone to enjoy it again later. I know I am slightly worse , watching cunts watch the bones go by but it still beats songs of praise

Africa has a large quantity of natural resources including diamonds, salt, gold, iron, uranium, copper, silver and oil .However africa is held back by tribalism , all the while the fighting is going on it will not progress, if lee jasper thinks africa is a a place to be admired then he truly is a cunt.

Not on TV this morning , he had a baseball cap on with the outline of Africa on the front.

Watching lee jasper this morning , according to lee "no black person is racist" , by that statement only non blacks can be racist . Surely that makes that statement racist ?

Trevor Philips 180 is stomach turning, when he was in charge of equality under the Blair mong, sir paul condon made the mistake of stating the fact that most muggings were carried out by blacks , as Trevor mentioned a fact can't be racist , however Condon was vilified in the media. This witch hunt for 'racisits' allowed pedophile Asian gangs to ruin the lives of hundreds of young vulnerable children. The climate of fear this wank stain helped produce has a direct link to the to these pedo gangs going unchallenged for years. Philip although obviously meaning well fucked up big. Now we listen to his new opinions it reminds me of the tale of the emperors new clothes

Perhaps it is the diet that affects behaviour , you are twice as likely to be subject to a violent crime and four times more likely to be robbed outside a chicken shop

50% of all statistics quoted to prove a point are made up on the spot.

He was quoted as saying " I'm half jewish ", did not know you could actually be half Jewish , is it a race or religion , if it's a religion then how can you be half of it , never heard anyone saying I'm half Christian .

Which half of David Beckham is jewish ?