Eddie

40 minutes ago, Frank said:

I fancy Lisowski this year Eric, you dope. Williams runner up. Look out for me and my dead dad down the front at the QFs. 

You stupid fucking cunt hole. 

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Decco baby..soft power lasts longer n reaches further..anyway if thats the sum of yer knowledge of current events i think yer 3% pay rise was a smidge over generous..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzer, is the immigration problem as bad as reported on the island of Ireland 🇮🇪?

23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Who the fuck is Val Donnican? You stupid, sausage fingered, Mr Magoo cunt.

He’s the only celebrity that hasn’t got a personalised number plate, fuck off.

So it’s not just the catholics cornering the child nonce market, it now seems they have competition from the Buddhists, the Dalai Lama has been filmed kissing a young boy on the lips and asking him to suck his tongue. If the dirty old git does that in public, what does he asked to get sucked in private? 

6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Forget this shit @Eric Cuntman. It has been reported that police have been sent to the White Hart Inn, Grays, to remove the landlady's display of Golliwogs in the bar.  Some cunt reported it.  You're local, sort it.

@Eddie@Old Chap Raasclaat,  get back in your dug out canoes, and fuck off.

Expect a lengthy ban, French worm. 

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Hey Eddie, is it true black people wear white gloves to the cinema so they don't bite their fingers when eating their choc ice in the dark? Asking for a friend.

Reported. 

13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Newsflash: A man has been found dead of knife wounds in the back of a grotty Bedford Rascal. Police believe that he was stabbed multiple times by a prostitute who was snatched off the street nearby. Manacles, handcuffs, rope and bottles of chloroform were found in the back. A police spokesperson said that the vehicle smelt of excrement and urine and the interior stained with dried blood and unidentifiable substance "the sarge reckons its jizz" said the spokesperson, with a chortle.

You stupid fucking cunt. 

4 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said:

Can't see why not, you might have a chance this time Ed as i have strained myself when my staffie pulled as he went for some wierd looking trans cunt, i just about gained control but the trans bastard did have his rainbow t-shirt ripped while it should there in a pile of it's own piss and shit begging for life, think it might of been R-Soles/Lucy.

I look forward to not turning up bend, it’s keeping the traditions alive that’s important. 

1 minute ago, Jake The Muss said:

Probably has a cunt bucket like sardines on toast, smelly and crusty.

Bend, how about a traditional bank holiday punch up? 

Trump will beat this latest fiasco, and this will only boast his massive ego and next campaign. I would rather the Americans investigate Biden and his family for illegal payments and Hilary for insider trading. 

1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said:

Ed i forgot to ask, what happened to Fatty the retard ? 

Has he morphed in to this Sue R Pipe thickstick or is he still tied up in your basement with my claw hammer still stuck in his head ?

He’s here bend, but no longer fatty..

10 hours ago, Jake The Muss said:

I liked him and would agree about the drag stuff although he was funny at doing the blankety blank show.

Bend as an expert in this field can you advise. I have moved into a new home that requires significant renovation, starting with stripping wallpaper. Should I 

a. Purchase a steam wallpaper stripper?

b. Purchase liquid wallpaper remover?

c. Purchase beer and pay a thick cunt like you to do it?

Kind regards,

Eddie 

10 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m more of an armchair player these days, Raasters. I used to enjoy the odd frame with my old man Mitch in the eighties over at Ron Gross. Back in the day my best break was 46 - three blacks and two blues. 

Frank don’t your bore yourself typing out this  shit? 

https://ibb.co/W03ncj2

On 04/03/2023 at 07:08, Decimus said:

I've got absolutely no idea who you are and to be quite honest with you, you come across like a bit of a spastic cunt.

But quite often the torch bearer of a new generation is found in the most unlikely of places. As you are the only other person currently logged on, I'm passing the mantle over to you. Make the most of the legacy I have given you and become the cunt you were born to be.  

Bon voyage, this will be my last ever post on The Corner but I know I'm leaving it in good hands.

 

I am proud to announce that Roops and I are to be married in September. We have decided to stay here and retire. Good riddance fuckers see you in hell.

https://ibb.co/6XzP7PN
 

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’ve just seen an advert for a Google’Pixel’ phone. The girl in the advert is a pretty black girl who looks like a leggier version of Mel B.

 She tells us that her old phone camera made her look ‘dark and washed out’, and ‘You can only see me teeth!’ And then… ‘my friend Emma looks great!’ 

Clearly we are being told that digital cameras are yet more evidence of racism and inequality. Fuck all of you and your hastily gathered, ill conceived attempts at garnering sympathy through victimhood. Seriously. Just fuck off if you don’t like us. See how much better off you are in Africa. Away from all the nasty people who invent and achieve everything you help yourselves to. Cunts.

Must have funny cameras at the old Vic Eric as the suffragettes have totally changed 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/stage/2023/feb/15/sylvia-pankhurst-review-old-vic-london

29 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm his greatest fan and I wish him all the best, but there's only so much that can be said on here, Ed. The problem with Decs is that he's said it all a hundred times over. 

See your pm. 

14 minutes ago, Frank said:

Supertanskiii. Follow me on Twitter 👍

 No. What have you said to decs? Him leaving does not sit well with ginger and I, you’re on very thin ice. 

53 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm running the SRP account. Not sure about Lucy.

Who the fuck are those ugly ducklings on your profile, I was sick in my mouth looking at that growth, vile. 

4 hours ago, Frank said:

Ed, I’m no tech wizard but even I managed to adjust the brightness on Dec’s latest video of shame with a few clicks in Lightroom. What a creep! MDF based foldaway 80’s futon, dirty old raaster-style brown hand-me-down sideboard, bogey-ridden poly bedsheets, a star of David mirror and a thousand LED candle tea-lights. Jesus fucking christ. 

Star of david mirror?

6 minutes ago, Frank said:

Completely shot to pieces. Good riddance, drunk fucking have-not. 

Do you consider yourself a have Frank? please read ‘Think like a Monk’ by Jay Shetty and report back, fucking idiot. 

On 10/02/2023 at 02:59, King Billy said:

Where the fuck is The Vulcan?

It’s been two weeks since all her fellow lizard people slithered back into their private jets at Davos with this years instructions from Klaus Schwab safely packed away in their official WEF briefcases, then hurtling upwards towards the clouds through a peasoup of CO2 and headed back to every corner of the Earth to implement the latest set of tyrannical restrictions on the everyday lives of us 99.9% of humanity who they rely on to pay for their heroic leadership.

I genuinely hope she hasn’t succumbed to the inevitable side effects from her latest booster dose of the lifesaving and ‘totally safe and totally effective’ mRNA miracle jab, because if that were to be the case, then not only would she be dead but she’d also be unable to apologise to me for these last several years that I’ve tried to stop her making any more of a fool of herself than she already was.

I do hope she’s OK. (sort of).

Bill I’ve blown the budget on a Maldives trip for Roops and I. My wife in waiting does not know it yet l, but I’m going to live stream a proposal of marriage, I think it’s a done deal but wish me luck. 

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

80 survivors I’m afraid.

Truly horrific 😞

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Magnifico!!

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Eric you racist shit bag, it’s horrific news, that means half of them on that boat survived!  

2 hours ago, King Billy said:

🤔 Mmmm??

Bill the dog not you ffs. I’m in Dubai, roops has just had a coffee and a bun, £20 quid and beer is 12 quid a bottle. What sort of madness is this?