Eddie

9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Thankyou for your short addition to debate . Sorry to be critical  but I do find  it rather lacking in depth . I'm certain that's not a  true reflection of your abilities after at least ten years of state funded education. If indeed it is I would suggest the humble taxpayer is worthy of a refund .

6 million? Again, you fucking stupid fucking cunt.

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

 

If that fails, I'd settle for that utter cunt Charlie Mullins. 

That man is a cunts cunt, his face would melt if he sat in the sun for 5 minutes. The chuckle brother lookalike is a council cake ‘Frank’ 

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Look, the holocaust was the systematic murder of 6 mlion Jews, homosexuals,  gypsies and those deemed inferior .6 MILLION.These people had done nothing wrong other than exist .They were not allied to any terrorist organisation,  they had not voted for any terrorist organisation infact until 1933 they lived in a democratic system not too unlike the one you live in .To compare what is happening today and reasons for to the holocaust is a bit rum to say the least and shows you have a distinct lack of knowledge of history and an inability to compare and reach reasonable conclusions. I dont like to jump to conclusions but I assume you are the type who believes what they are told by a lecturer  in fuckwittery at  the university of cuntyness. I've travelled and worked all over the world for 35 years,  do you not understand that if you were suddenly transported to Palastine  the chances are you'd be beheaded within 30  minutes .Visit  Tel Aviv and you'd be welcomed and actually have a great time around civilised people unless islamists are trying to murder you .

You fucking stupid Fucking cunt. 

18 hours ago, and said:

Wiffles. why can't you listen to reason, you're not a funny man, never have been, never will be, capiche?

Fiddler on the roof BBC2 now, a family favourite? 

3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I don't follow any of that shit. What's fucking over represented on telly and everywhere in the school curriculum is the subject of royal history, the fucking six shit bags of Cunt Henry VIII or that fucking Lucy Worsley creeping uo your shit pipe with her constant royal this or fucking royal that shit on a plat tv programmes. Whether it's fucking white black yellow or brown with pink spots and a bad case of alopecia I could 💅 give a flying fuck about Ann Bolyen and even fucking less about that worn out worm eaten out-of-date franchise Dr Who's a Cunt. 

You are by far the thickest cunt the corner has ever seen, congratulations. 

54 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

In my opinion, men are the best comedians, women, unfortunately are simply not funny... Although I have laughed at Jo Brand (although she clearly has a man gene and looks a bit manly). I agree with you regarding these posh twat comedians who have seemingly taken over, although it could be a sign that Britain has become more middle class over the years, I don't know. 

I haven't ever really found the black, my mum/dad tells me off/talks like this (Carribbean accent) funny and didn't Lenny Henry do it decades ago? Dr Who is simply a product of the BBC's woke agenda. It wouldn't surprise me if dear Rosie was the next Dr Who to be honest, drooling all over the Tardis... I bet you approve then, wouldn't you elc? 

Bake yourself a Nigella Lawson chocolate log and calm down. 

Lenny Henry is a cunt, made his name and fortune taking the piss out of Blacks, siding up to whitey and married a cracker. Now he’s a ‘proud’ black man, hypocritical wanker. The only blacks that have ever made me laugh, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle

4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Well, it seems like Liverpool might get knocked off the top spot for the most 'Woe is me' location this year thanks to a tornado hitting Manchester.

https://news.sky.com/story/uk-weather-live-updates-travel-disruption-expected-with-wet-and-windy-warnings-in-place-as-uk-braces-for-storm-gerrit-13038118

Where the fuck is Bob and Midge to organise a benefit gig to raise some funds to repair these hovels, we need to raise at least £120 to polish this pile of shit, in my estimations.

I hope Lilly Allen is on the first flight up from Islington to apologise.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I have only heard of her .. I have never seen her on television or heard her on the wireless but it is clear that 95% of the people moaning about her either enjoy her comedic performances or are promoting her. Thees moaning cunts should strapped in wheelchairs or straitjackets and locked in a room with her. I bet that most of them  fancy theit chances with her.

 

@Ape™️  & @ChildeHarold Fuck Off

We have to differ on this one Pen, it’s just a box ticking unfunny spastic, that dribbles more than a certain cc member in a playground…

https://ibb.co/60HPdRt

On 20/12/2023 at 22:18, Witheredscrote said:

@Eddie, yes I know exactly what you mean, and the fact that Frank 'likes' it makes me feel physically sick.  Ebony & Ivory, your arses.

Pm me your bank details, the thought of you staring at the unplugged 3 bar heater gives me the horn, but I’m not a complete cunt. €1.50 ok? 

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Oh for fuck sake leave him alone. At least he is a 'one liner', unlike fucking Child.  I'm old, and haven't got the time, or ability, to read protracted bollocks.

Fuck off @Eddie

 

God knows I love you withers, there is something magical about this time of year, I rejoice in the thought of you old and poor, gets the old chap twitching, know what I mean? 

15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Apparently you are now an ethnic. So fuck off you ethnic.

Reported. 

18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

No, just his bellend. It looks like a Victoria plum, but doesn't taste as good. Well that's what Decimus says.

Withers you bankrupt old poof, I recon you would lick my balls for 1 euro and half a stale baguette, lol 

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

How many one off outrageous, fully working and rideable motorcycles have you made from classic 1970’s and 80’s Kawasaki two stroke triple and four stroke four cylinder bikes in your shed at the bottom of your garden, many of which are displayed in motorcycle museums across the world or have been sold for a ridiculous price to collectors?

Just asking.

Bill you toothy old villain, stick a tree in the back of the 2014 M4 and pop in round tomorrow would you pal?  I can’t be arsed getting up in the loft to get the old Argos silver tree down. 

2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Were you public school educated @Ape™️?

Pen a good nom would be Eton, they have turned out more than their fair share of wronguns, Cameron, Boris, the cunt Henry and bear grills, what the fuck goes on there? 
where’s punkape when you need him? 

56 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I think he’s a massive fucking cunt. His mate Allen Millard, however, is a mechanical genius.

If I could be arsed I would nom old Henry, but I know that French dandy withers would derail the post within seconds, the bankrupt poof. 

13 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Dry ice.

Ape, what do you think of Eton educated, ex smack head and all round fake cockney Henry Cole? 

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I hadn’t noticed the Depp. This is all about Imelda. What a beautiful lady. 

You need to write outside of the box, you fucking idiot. 

 

 

You weasel Fucking cunt, I want a video by Friday or I am leaving the site, you’ve been warned. 

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

She really gets under your skin, doesn't she.

Twerp.

Wind your neck in withers, I’m watching the story of Hipgnosis on Nexflix, and I must say, rather surprisingly what a load of plop. 

43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So I've got the Sweaties v England wimmins football on and not one bloke in sight. None of the three presenters are geezers and the commentators are two annoying voiced warblers, one needs subtitles as I can't speak Glaswegian. How comes when they have proper football on the box we have to listen to some fucking banshee screeching a load of bollocks?

Why they've got it at Hampden? Judging by the size of the crowd they should have had it at Cowdenbeath's ground. 

Well you’re a geezer, so apply for the job. 

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Aitch, you come across like the sort of cunt who only ever washes his cock in the sink, and bi-annually at that.

Decs I was at fattys house yesterday, I was having a piss in his kitchen sink when I noticed the dirty cunt had discarded a used tea bag in there, some people…

12 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I saw lions in the wild in South Africa some years ago Eric; they're awesome beasts and much bigger than you might think. On the same trip (about 5-6 weeks in total, in 2003), I almost got eaten by a shark, having swam in a little cove near Cape Town called Fish Hoek bay. A vivid wild animal experience I hope never to repeat, I was bodyboarding/swimming in a black wetsuit on a fairly calm day when people on the nearby raised bank started shouting "get out of the water!", so rather than stay still like you're supposed to, I hit the panic button and fucking smashed it back to shore. When I got to the beach, a "grey shadow about twice the size of you" apparently swam underneath me, briefly following me for a few seconds, had a little sniff, and decided I wasn't food. It took me more than 12 years to get back into the sea, including the UK.

Last summer I swam with one of my dogs to the farthest buoy and back at Seaton beach in Devon (about 50-60m out, it's deep with a shelf), which is still part of my therapy to conquer my fear. It's not the water or currents which scare me (though I have a healthy respect for both); it's what might be lurking beneath. The temperate south west UK has perfect conditions for the existence of great whites, and with global warming and marine life generally migrating north, it's only a matter of time before they're here. I'm aware Pen lives near the Devon coast and I'm optimistic he'll become the UK's first fatal great white shark attack victim, based on the large predator's penchant for giant starfish.

Hardly a great white but a five foot black tip filmed on a iPhone still gets the blood pumping…

https://streamable.com/dq555q

13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

You have to bear in mind the target market.

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas 🎵

He has it all wrong, he climbs down the chimney and removes all the presents…

19 hours ago, Frank said:

Six likes for that. Fucking hell. I liked it too. 

Never, and I repeat never like a post of mine again. You’ve been warned Gollum. 

20 hours ago, Frank said:

There’s not much I don’t know about a classic timepiece. 

You know a lot more about a classic ring piece.